“I’M MUCH BETTER SUITED FOR THAT JOB. SINCE I’M A BIT SHY I’LL ONLY HAVE TO RECITE 39 WORDS EVERY FOUR YEARS, AND I THINK I CAN ‘FAITHFULLY EXECUTE’ THAT TASK — EVEN IF I ADD THE WORDS ‘YA KNOW’.”
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“I’M MUCH BETTER SUITED FOR THAT JOB. SINCE I’M A BIT SHY I’LL ONLY HAVE TO RECITE 39 WORDS EVERY FOUR YEARS, AND I THINK I CAN ‘FAITHFULLY EXECUTE’ THAT TASK — EVEN IF I ADD THE WORDS ‘YA KNOW’.”
“WELL, YA’ KNOW, I KNEW ENOUGH, TO, YA’ KNOW, KNOW THAT YA’ DON’T HAVE TO KNOW ROCKET SCIENCE TO OPPOSE THE IRAQ WAR, SUPPORT BARACK OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT AND, YA’ KNOW, KNOW THAT EVERY OTHER PERSON MIXED UP IN THIS PROCESS GOT THERE NOT BY WHAT THEY KNOW, BUT BY KNOWING THEIR FATHER OR HUSBAND.”
Politico.com on the, ya’ know, story.
“THOSE NEW YORKERS MAY HAVE LEGACIES IN A GOVERNOR, AND TWO SENATE CANDIDATES VYING TO REPLACE THE WIFE OF A FORMER PRESIDENT, BUT WHEN IT COMES TO NEPOTISM, I’M TAKING THINGS TO A WHOLE … ‘NOTHER … LEVEL.”
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Video of BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the media, Blagojevich and systemic corruption.
Latest on the Wasilla Hillbillies, at All Hat No Cattle.
Dan Kurtzman with The 25 Dumbest Political Quotes of 2008.
“NOW THERE THEY WERE, AT HARLEM’S FAMED SYLVIA’S RESTAURANT, AND CAROLINE YELLS OUT: ‘MOTHERF**CKER, I WANT ANOTHER GLASS OF CHABLIS’.”
“LET’S FACE IT, FIRST, SHE COMES OUT AGAINST A FEMALE SENATOR AND A POLITICAL HEAVYWEIGHT IN HER OWN STATE. AND NOW SHE BACKS GAY MARRIAGE. WITH PROFILES IN COURAGE LIKE THAT, SHE’LL NEVER CUT IT IN THE U.S. SENATE.”
“WE HAVE VIDEOTAPED PROOF THAT THE E*TRADE BABY WAS USING A FAKE VOICE, DIVERTING INVESTMENT FUNDS TO PARTY CLOWNS, AND BUNDLING SOILED DIAPERS AS COLLATERALIZED SECURITIES.”
“IT WAS LIKE, SO EASY … THE SEC WAS CARRYING A BIGGER LOAD OF SHIT THAN I WAS.”
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And P.M. Carpenter asks if Patrick Fitzgerald is guilty of premature E*Blagolation, while Madkane asks Why Caroline Kennedy?
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