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	<title>The Satirical Political Report &#187; carly simon</title>
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		<title>YOU&#8217;RE SO LAME (Carly Simon Serenades Dubya)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Jul 2006 02:54:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You walked in, to the White House Like you were walking into a frat Your stands strategically tipped to please the Right Your bearing was &#8220;spoiled brat&#8221; You had no eyes on the Neo-Cons As you joined them in their lies And your own Dad dreamed that you&#8217;d been aborted You&#8217;d been aborted, and   [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You walked in, to the White House</p>
<p>Like you were walking into a frat</p>
<p>Your stands strategically tipped to please the Right</p>
<p>Your bearing was &#8220;spoiled brat&#8221;</p>
<p>You had <em>no</em> eyes on the Neo-Cons</p>
<p>As you joined them in their lies</p>
<p>And your own Dad dreamed that you&#8217;d been aborted</p>
<p>You&#8217;d been aborted, and</p>
<p> </p>
<p>You&#8217;re so lame</p>
<p>You probably think Iraq was the right move</p>
<p>You&#8217;re so lame</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll bet you think Iraq was the right move</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t you?  Don&#8217;t you?</p>
<p> </p>
<p>You fooled them several years ago</p>
<p>When many were still naive</p>
<p>You said you&#8217;re a compassionate conservative</p>
<p>And that you would not deceive</p>
<p>But you gave away the surpluses</p>
<p>And our cred-i-bil-ity</p>
<p>I had some dreams that the ballots were counted</p>
<p>Ballots were counted, and</p>
<p> </p>
<p>You&#8217;re so lame</p>
<p>You probably think Iraq was the right move</p>
<p>You&#8217;re so lame</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll bet you think Iraq was the right move</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t you?  Don&#8217;t you?</p>
<p> </p>
<p>I had some dreams you were bitch-slapped by Kofi</p>
<p>Bitch-slapped by Kofi &#8230;.</p>
<p> </p>
<p>Well, I hear you went to, your ranch in Crawford</p>
<p>Clearing brush is all you got done</p>
<p>And while the whole world seemed on the edge of flames</p>
<p>You rode your bike and got in your run</p>
<p>Well, you&#8217;re in the wrong place all the time</p>
<p>And when you are, you&#8217;re with</p>
<p>Some NSA spy, or the Veep, planning war crimes</p>
<p>Planning more war crimes, and</p>
<p> </p>
<p>You&#8217;re so lame</p>
<p>You probably think Iraq was the right move</p>
<p>You&#8217;re so lame</p>
<p>I&#8217;ll bet you think Iraq was the right  move</p>
<p>Don&#8217;t you?  Don&#8217;t you?</p>
<p>=====================================================</p>
<p>P.S. Just for the record, this song is <em>not</em> about James Taylor.</p>
<p>BLOGWORTHIES:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.madkane.com/notable01_06b.html#07_28_06">Madkane </a>on &#8220;off-key&#8221; Condi.</p>
<p>Crooks &amp; Liars on <a href="http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2006/07/27/bolton-blows-off-sudan/">Bolton boltin&#8217; Sudan</a>.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.seeingtheforest.com/archives/2006/07/republican_says.htm">Seeing the Forest</a> on former GOP Congressman &#8220;seeing the forest.&#8221;</p>
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