[Move over, Frank, here's the real Chairman of the Fraud.]
And now, the end is near;
And so I face, history’s verdict.
My friends, I exploited fear,
With an assist, from Mr. Turd Dick.
I’ve lived, a life that’s bull.
I went from drunk, to a more dry way;
But still, I acted high,
I did it … Lie Way.
Regrets, I’ll admit a few
But then again, too much to mention.
I did, what I had to do
Crimes under the, Geneva Convention.
I plunged ahead, without a course;
Each reckless step, along Baghdad’s highway,
But more, much more than this,
I did it … Lie Way.
Yes, EVERYtime, I’m sure you knew
Even a pretzel, I couldn’t chew.
But through it all, there was no doubt,
That I was just, an arrogant lout.
I had the gall, and came up small;
And did it Lie Way.
I’ve spun the truth, and stayed aloof
Both New Orleans, economy losing.
And now, the mess I leave,
I find it all, so damn amusing.
To think, I did all that;
And may I say – not in a shy way,
Oh No, oh no not me,
I did it … Lie Way.
For what is a man, what has he got?
If not WMD, then he gets caught.
To act just like, the Veep’s trained seal
With the devil, I made a deal
The record shows, I got exposed
And did it … Lie Way!
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