“AND SO WE RULE TODAY, THAT SINCE IT’S A GOVERNMENT OF, BY AND FOR THE CORPORATIONS, ALL VOTES CAST BY INDIVIDUAL CITIZENS HAVE NO MORE MEANING THAN HANGING CHADS … AND MUST BE THROWN OUT.”
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“AND SO WE RULE TODAY, THAT SINCE IT’S A GOVERNMENT OF, BY AND FOR THE CORPORATIONS, ALL VOTES CAST BY INDIVIDUAL CITIZENS HAVE NO MORE MEANING THAN HANGING CHADS … AND MUST BE THROWN OUT.”
“THE ONLY THING MORE IMPORTANT THAN STOPPING THE FLORIDA VOTE COUNT IN 2000 … IS MAKING SURE I DON’T END UP PARODIED AS PART OF THE GLEE CLUB IN A HIGH SCHOOL NEWSPAPER .”
Wonkette with the story.
“WHY COUNT BULLETS WHEN WE NEVER COUNTED BALLOTS; ALL WE’RE REALLY INTERESTED IN IS THE ORIGINAL INTENT OF THE BARBARIANS.”
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin with the Nino Indictment: Wanted for Murder: Antonin Scalia.
“IN THE WORDS OF THE GRAND AYATOLLAH NINO SCALIA … ‘FUCK THE VOTE’.”
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Stephen Colbert on the North Korean Nutjob, via One Good Move.
Madkane on Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell. Just Sign!
“I FIGURED IF I MADE OBAMA SCREW-UP, WE COULD STOP THE OATH BEFORE HE SAID ALL THE WORDS THAT COUNT.”
[Chad at BuzzFlash with the story and video, while Norm Jenson has the full Constitutional implications.]
Check out Dan Kurtzman on Surviving the Obama Comedy Crisis. (For my money, I’d keep my eye on the comedy team of John Boehner and Mitch McConnell.)
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