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February 14th, 2009
February 7th, 2009

Obama Seeks to Abolish Acronym for ‘The War Against Terror’

“NOW, UNDERSTAND, THE CONSTANT USE OF ‘TWAT‘ BY THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION … CLEARLY SENT THE WRONG SIGNAL TO THE MUSLIM WORLD.”

Newsweek’s Michael Isikoff with the story.

January 28th, 2009

Post Office May Scale Back to a ‘Newman Schedule’

“AFTER EIGHT YEARS OF BUSH-CHENEY, IT’S A WONDER WE’RE NOT BACK TO THE PONY EXPRESS.”

[Story here]

January 24th, 2009

Obama Appoints Benjamin Button To Oversee Reversal of Bush/Cheney Policies

PHOTO Obama speaks during his Saturday morning video address, on January 24, 2008. 

“WHO’S BETTER QUALIFIED THAN SOMEONE WHO STARTS OUT LOOKING LIKE THE ASS-BACKWARDS DICK CHENEY, AND THEN MANAGES TO OUTGROW THAT DISFIGUREMENT.”

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Speaking of reversing gears, Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash points the Way Forward on Holding the Bush/Cheney Administration Accountable for its Crimes.

Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.

January 24th, 2009

Obama Develops Carpal Tunnel from Reversing Bush’s Policies

“IN ORDER TO FURTHER SPARE THE PRESIDENT’S HAND AND WRIST, WE’VE DECIDED TO JUST DISPOSE OF ALL THE BUSH EXECUTIVE ORDERS ON A GIANT BONFIRE OF THE INSANITIES.”

January 24th, 2009

Obama Signs E-Man-Child-cipation Proclamation

                      BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

A PROCLAMATION

“That on the 20th day of January, A.D. 2009, at 12 o’clock noon, all persons enslaved to the MAN-CHILD George W. Bush within any State, District or Territory of these United States shall be then, thenceforward, and forever free to reap the benefits of rationality, science and the Enlightenment; and the executive government of the United States, including the military and naval authority thereof, will recognize and maintain the freedom of such persons from the oppression of the GOP and their twin ideologies of crony capitalism and theocratic repression.”

January 21st, 2009

Transcript Reveals GEORGE W. BUSH Took the Wrong Oath of Office

“I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully make moot the laws of the United States, and will, to the best of my nerve, neglect and end the Constitution of the United States.”

January 21st, 2009

Forget the Inauguration Poem – Here’s the LIMERICK We Woulda’ Liked

There once was a man from Texas 
Who gave new meaning to “reckless” 
A shameless corporate whore 
Who ginned up a War
He would’ve been better off Dick-less

January 21st, 2009

George Bush Even Gets Rejected by ‘The Sunset’

“WE ONLY ALLOW REAL COWBOYS TO RIDE INTO US, NOT SWAGGERING IDIOTS WHO START UNNECESSARY WARS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Lisa Casey on the further limitations of the fake cowboy.

The Daily Show’s Changefest ’09  – at One Good Move.

Juan Cole on Obama’s Pledge to Withdraw from Iraq and the Iraqi Reality.

January 20th, 2009

Bush’s Departure Follows Form: Does ‘Stair Workout’ During Inauguration

“LAURA WOULDN’T LET ME RIDE MY MOUNTAIN BIKE AROUND THE CAPITOL, SO I FIGURED I’D STEP ALL OVER BARACK’S BIG MOMENT.”

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Lisa Casey on Bush’s Parting Gift to Obama.

Apoliticus with a George W. Bush Revisionist Retrospective.

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