“TO  PARAPHRASE SIR WINSTON, ‘NEVER IN THE FIELD OF HUMAN CONFLICT CONJUGAL RELATIONS WAS  SO MUCH OWED BY SO  MANY FEW POLITICIANS TO SO FEW MANY VOTERS‘.”

“THIS MAY JUST BE THEIR FINEST SEVEN MINUTES.”

“AS SOON AS SHE COMPLAINED ABOUT STRANGE FOREIGNERS IN OUR MIDST,  I GOT THE HELL OUT OF THERE LIKE I HAD SEEN MY POLITICAL LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES.”