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Another Brit Hume ‘Double-Bogey’: Claims Miniature Golf Needs To Be More ‘Christian’

Don Davis — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:16:56 +0000

“AS CURRENTLY CONSTITUTED, NOT ONLY DOES THE LAST HOLE LOOK LIKE BUDDHA, BUT SINCE YOU ALSO LOSE YOUR BALL, THERE’S JUST NO PATH TO REDEMPTION.”

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More on Buddhism and the modern-day Elmer Gantry, at All Hat No Cattle.

Cat ‘Yusuf’ Stevens Returns, With ‘Buddha And The Schlocklate Fox’

Don Davis — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 17:27:31 +0000

 Oh Very DUMB
 Oh very DUMB
 What will you heave up this time
 You're just advancing wingnut Christian Fascist bile
 And though you dream of turning Tiger now
 That will vanish away, like Bill Kristol's WMD ...

Buddha Gets the Last Laugh on Brit Hume

Don Davis — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 14:55:24 +0000

“IN LIGHT OF HIS PRIMITIVE STATE OF MIND, THE ONLY THING BRIT HUME CAN POSSIBLY BE REINCARNATED AS … IS BILL O’REILLY.”

Buddhist Monks Urge Brit Hume to Take a Vow of Silence

Don Davis — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 14:10:44 +0000

“WE’VE FINALLY BROKEN OUR OWN VOWS OF SILENCE … JUST TO TELL BRIT HUME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

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Lisa Casey on the� heartless gas bag we’d also like to silence.

Brit Hume Bitch-Slapped by Mormons: ‘Tiger Belongs to Us’

Don Davis — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 00:54:19 +0000

“TIGER, WE’RE THE TRUE RELIGION FOR YOU; YOU’LL NEVER AGAIN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MAKING A ‘HOLE IN ONE’.”

Video of Brit-the-nitwit at Crooks & Liars.

Media Narrative Takes Gender-Bender Shape on Biden-Palin Debate

Don Davis — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 00:41:02 +0000

“JOE BIDEN HAS TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO CALL SARAH PALIN A BEE-HIVE-HEADED HO, HUMP HER LEG, AND SAY SHE’S JUST ANOTHER BUSH WITH A BUSH.”

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