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January 6th, 2010

Another Brit Hume ‘Double-Bogey’: Claims Miniature Golf Needs To Be More ‘Christian’

“AS CURRENTLY CONSTITUTED, NOT ONLY DOES THE LAST HOLE LOOK LIKE BUDDHA, BUT SINCE YOU ALSO LOSE YOUR BALL, THERE’S JUST NO PATH TO REDEMPTION.”

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More on Buddhism and the modern-day Elmer Gantry, at All Hat No Cattle.

January 5th, 2010

Cat ‘Yusuf’ Stevens Returns, With ‘Buddha And The Schlocklate Fox’

 Oh Very DUMB
 Oh very DUMB
 What will you heave up this time
 You're just advancing wingnut Christian Fascist bile
 And though you dream of turning Tiger now
 That will vanish away, like Bill Kristol's WMD ...

 

January 5th, 2010

Buddha Gets the Last Laugh on Brit Hume

“IN LIGHT OF HIS PRIMITIVE STATE OF MIND, THE ONLY THING BRIT HUME CAN POSSIBLY BE REINCARNATED AS … IS BILL O’REILLY.”

January 4th, 2010

Buddhist Monks Urge Brit Hume to Take a Vow of Silence

“WE’VE FINALLY BROKEN OUR OWN VOWS OF SILENCE … JUST TO TELL BRIT HUME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

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Lisa Casey on the  heartless gas bag we’d also like to silence.

January 3rd, 2010

Brit Hume Bitch-Slapped by Mormons: ‘Tiger Belongs to Us’

“TIGER, WE’RE THE TRUE RELIGION FOR YOU; YOU’LL NEVER AGAIN HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MAKING A ‘HOLE IN ONE’.”

Video of Brit-the-nitwit at Crooks & Liars.

October 1st, 2008

Media Narrative Takes Gender-Bender Shape on Biden-Palin Debate

“JOE BIDEN HAS TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION TO CALL SARAH PALIN A BEE-HIVE-HEADED HO, HUMP HER LEG, AND SAY SHE’S JUST ANOTHER BUSH WITH A BUSH.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

George Lakoff at BuzzFlash: A Brief Guide to the Debates.

Lisa Casey weighs in on Putin rearing his head in … Venezuela!

Juan Cole on: Palin on Hamas.

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