“WHILE THE INVESTIGATION CONTINUES, THE JURY IS STILL OUT AS TO WHETHER THE CHENEYS WERE PLANNING AN ACTUAL COUP, OR WERE JUST AUDITIONING FOR THE NEW REALITY SHOW, ‘THE REAL DICKHEADS OF WASHINGTON’.” 

“ACCORDING TO A SPOKESMAN FOR THE COMPANY, AND I QUOTE: ‘THIS REALLY JUST HARKENS BACK TO AN OLD TRADITION, SINCE THIS GLUE WILL BE MADE FROM A HORSE’S ASS’.”

Story at Think Progress.

“OUR LEAD STORY TONIGHT.  AFTER VIEWING SARAH PALIN’S ‘FOWL’ INTERVIEW, MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE CANCELLING THEIR ORDERS FOR ‘TOM THE TURKEY,’ AND PLANNING TO GO WITH TOFU BURGERS THIS THANKSGIVING. REPORTING ON THE LONG LINES AT TIMMY’S TOFU HUT IN TALLAHASSEE,  HERE’S ANDREA MITCHELL.”

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“WHO BETTER THAN HONEST ABE TO FREE A BROTHER.”

“IF HE THINKS I’M GONNA’ TRY TO GET HIM EMANCIPATED, HE REALLY MUST BE DREAMING.”