The Satirical Political Report » boston tea party

History Lesson Learned: Michele Bachmann Now Extols The ‘Austin Tea Party’

Don Davis — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 02:47:50 +0000

“AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, THE GREAT GOVERNOR OF TEXAS, RICK PERRY, THREATENED TO SECEDE FROM GREAT BRITAIN, UNLESS THEY GAVE FREE COUPONS FOR AUTOMATIC WEAPONS WITH EVERY CASE OF TEA.”

What If The Original Tea Partiers Were As Dumb as The Modern Version

Don Davis — Fri, 17 Sep 2010 02:11:22 +0000

“LET’S JUST FORGET THE GODDAMN TEA, AND DUMP OURSELVES INTO THE BOSTON HARBOR.”

Historians: Colonists Would Have Dumped Sarah Palin Into the Harbor

Don Davis — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 01:48:43 +0000

“IT’S CLEAR THAT THESE GREAT PATRIOTS WOULD HAVE FOUND LISTENING TO SARAH PALIN A LOT MORE TAXING THAN BRITISH TEA.”

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Sarah’s Real America, at All Hat No Cattle, and video of her unpatriotic speech at HuffPost.

U.S. Tea Association Sues GOP for Product Defamation

Don Davis — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 00:02:37 +0000

“A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE TRADE ASSOCIATION ISSUED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT: ‘WE’RE SEEKING NOT ONLY�ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS IN DAMAGES, BUT AUTHORIZATION TO DRESS UP LIKE NATIVE-AMERICANS AND DUMP THE REPUBLICANS RIGHT INTO BOSTON HARBOR’.”

Forget the Boston Tea Party, Wall St. Execs Have a NY T-Bill Party

Don Davis — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 23:24:12 +0000

“AS LONG AS THEY INSIST ON TAXING OUR BONUSES, WE’RE GONNA’ THROW THE TARP MONEY INTO THE EAST RIVER.”

Meg White at BuzzFlash strikes a similar chord with Tea Party Tantrums.

Lisa Casey on Buying Toxic Assets.