The Satirical Political Report

"The Best Political REAM
on the Internet."



April 18th, 2009

U.S. Tea Association Sues GOP for Product Defamation

“A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE TRADE ASSOCIATION ISSUED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT: ‘WE’RE SEEKING NOT ONLY ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS IN DAMAGES, BUT AUTHORIZATION TO DRESS UP LIKE NATIVE-AMERICANS AND DUMP THE REPUBLICANS RIGHT INTO BOSTON HARBOR’.”

March 24th, 2009

Forget the Boston Tea Party, Wall St. Execs Have a NY T-Bill Party

“AS LONG AS THEY INSIST ON TAXING OUR BONUSES, WE’RE GONNA’ THROW THE TARP MONEY INTO THE EAST RIVER.”

Meg White at BuzzFlash strikes a similar chord with Tea Party Tantrums.

Lisa Casey on Buying Toxic Assets.

Viagra | Levitra | Cialis | Viagra Online | Tramadol | viagra online