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March 15th, 2011

History Lesson Learned: Michele Bachmann Now Extols The ‘Austin Tea Party’

“AS EVERYBODY KNOWS, THE GREAT GOVERNOR OF TEXAS, RICK PERRY, THREATENED TO SECEDE FROM GREAT BRITAIN, UNLESS THEY GAVE FREE COUPONS FOR AUTOMATIC WEAPONS WITH EVERY CASE OF TEA.”

September 16th, 2010

What If The Original Tea Partiers Were As Dumb as The Modern Version

“LET’S JUST FORGET THE GODDAMN TEA, AND DUMP OURSELVES INTO THE BOSTON HARBOR.”

April 14th, 2010

Historians: Colonists Would Have Dumped Sarah Palin Into the Harbor

“IT’S CLEAR THAT THESE GREAT PATRIOTS WOULD HAVE FOUND LISTENING TO SARAH PALIN A LOT MORE TAXING THAN BRITISH TEA.”

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Sarah’s Real America, at All Hat No Cattle, and video of her unpatriotic speech at HuffPost.

April 18th, 2009

U.S. Tea Association Sues GOP for Product Defamation

“A SPOKESPERSON FOR THE TRADE ASSOCIATION ISSUED THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT: ‘WE’RE SEEKING NOT ONLY ONE HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS IN DAMAGES, BUT AUTHORIZATION TO DRESS UP LIKE NATIVE-AMERICANS AND DUMP THE REPUBLICANS RIGHT INTO BOSTON HARBOR’.”

March 24th, 2009

Forget the Boston Tea Party, Wall St. Execs Have a NY T-Bill Party

“AS LONG AS THEY INSIST ON TAXING OUR BONUSES, WE’RE GONNA’ THROW THE TARP MONEY INTO THE EAST RIVER.”

Meg White at BuzzFlash strikes a similar chord with Tea Party Tantrums.

Lisa Casey on Buying Toxic Assets.