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March 25th, 2009

Media Critics: Obama Needs to Attend ‘Anger NON-Management Class’

“OK, CLASS, THIS SOCIETY SIMPLY CAN’T TOLERATE A COOL, RATIONAL, THOUGHTFUL INDIVIDUAL. SO FOR LESSON NUMBER ONE, PLEASE LEAN YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR WINDOW AND SHOUT: I’M MAD AS HELL AND I’M GOING TO TWITTER ABOUT IT.”

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Letterman Takes on Obama’s Critics, via Dan Kurtzman.

Lisa Casey on the latest Jindal common-sense swindle.

Madkane on an Email Swiped From Dick Cheney’s In-Box.

February 27th, 2009

Jindal’s LATEST ‘Story’: ‘I Assisted the Sheriff of Nottingham’

“AND SO I HEARD THE SHERIFF SAY THAT IF WE WOULD ONLY CUT TAXES ON BOWS AND ARROWS, AND RAISE THEM ON THE PEASANTS, WE MIGHT JUST BE ABLE TO FINALLY CAPTURE THAT DIRTY COMMIE ROBIN HOOD.”

The real story of Jindal’s Imagination – at TPM Muckraker.

February 26th, 2009

A Sneak Peek at ‘One Flew Over the CPAC’s Nest’

“ALRIGHT, YOU MANIACS, YOU LUNATICS, AFTER CHECKING OUT ‘EFFIN FREAKS LIKE JOE THE PLUMBER AND JOHN BOLTON, YOU’RE NOW QUALIFIED TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT ON THE REPUBLICAN PLATFORM.” 

“ATTENTION ALL CPAC ATTENDEES, IT’S TIME FOR YOUR MEDS.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Dave Lindorff: at BuzzFlash on Obama’s Address to Congress – Transformative Lite?

The New Clean Coal Air Freshener, at One Good Move.

Slumdog Governor, at All Hat No Cattle, and Dan Kurtzman with the Bobby Jindal/Kenneth the Page comparisons.

John Amato on Who Will Become the Key Spokespersons for Obama Administration.

February 25th, 2009

La. Gov’s Real Motive — ‘Stories’ by Jindal to be Sold to Kindle

Louisiana Gov. Bobby Jindal

“AND THEN THE BIG BAD DEMOCRATS TOOK OVER WASHINGTON, D.C., AND FORCED THE GOOD PEOPLE OF THIS COUNTRY TO EAT FOOD, STAY IN THEIR HOMES, AND SEE A DOCTOR ONCE A YEAR.”

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Madkane’s Ode To Bobby “Kenneth the Page” Jindal.

A Different View, of 24 Hour News, at All Hat No Cattle.

February 25th, 2009

Who Says the ‘Jindal Response’ Didn’t ‘Get Smart’

“WOULD YOU BELIEVE, THE NEXT TIME THE LEVEES BREAK, WE’RE GONNA’ HANDLE IT WITH JUST A FEW VOLUNTEERS, AND TWO COPS IN A ROWBOAT.”

“JINDAL MISSED COMMON SENSE BY … THAAAAAAAAAAT MUCH!” 

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More on the insane Jindal (and Barbour), by Greg Palast at BuzzFlash.

Juan Cole on Obama’s 19-month Withdrawal Timetable for Iraq.

Jon Stewart on the Academy Awards, at One Good Move.

February 25th, 2009

The Jindal Response: A Plan for the Next ‘Katrina’

WHO NEEDS FEDERAL AID … WE’LL JUST DAMN UP THE LEVEES WITH LOUISIANA’S UNEMPLOYED.”

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More on “Compassionate Conservatism”, at All Hat No Cattle.

February 23rd, 2009

GOP Opposes Obama’s Endorsement of Apple Pie

“THESE PIES ARE BEING MADE FROM HIPPIE COMMUNISTIC ORGANIC APPLES, WHICH ARE PICKED BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, AND WHICH THE ADMINISTRATION PLANS TO DISTRIBUTE AS PART OF THEIR SOCIALIZED MEDICAL PLAN TO KEEP THE DOCTOR AWAY.”

“SO MUCH FOR BI-PIE-TISANSHIP.”

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Bobby Jindal as the New ‘Hoover’, at All Hat No Cattle.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Most Wealthy Liberals Won’t Back Progressive Media.

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons

February 22nd, 2009

The ‘Governater’: Congressional Republicans Are ‘Economic Surly Man’

 

“ZESE REPUBLICANS ARE LIKE CRAZY CYBORGS WITH NO FEELINGS, AND UNLESS VEE GO BACK IN TIME AND MAKE SURE THEY AREN’T BORN, THE WHOLE WORLD, AND NOT JUST CAL-EE-FORNIA, MIGHT COME TO AN END.”

February 21st, 2009

Jindal’s Swindle: Rejects Stimulus Funds, Urges Citizens To Go On ‘Millionaire’

“BY THE TIME I’M FINISHED WITH THIS STATE, IT’LL BE CALLED ‘SLUMDOG LOUISIANA’.”

‘WOULD YOU LIKE TO USE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AS YOUR LIFELINE?”

February 19th, 2009

Sending ‘Message’ to Obama, Bobby Jindal Denies His Constituents ‘Federal Air’

“WE TOLD OUR VOTERS TO HOLD THEIR BREATH UNTIL THE GOP REGAINS POWER, OR THE SECOND COMING, WHICH MAY ACTUALLY BE THE SAME THING.” 

Story here.

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