Terence McKay, a resident of Tangipahoa Parish was denied a marriage license by Justice of the Peace Keith Bardwell based upon the color of their skin.

“THE DUDE JUST TOLD US HE FOUND IT OFFENSIVE THAT WE BAGGED THE TRADITIONAL WEDDING CAKE … IN FAVOR OF A GIANT BLACK-AND-WHITE COOKIE.”

Story at Crooks & Liars, and from Louisiana pigheadedness to D.C. Pork, at All Hat No Cattle.