“WE KNOW THAT EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE EASILY RESCINDED, BUT IT’LL HURT LIKE A SONUVABITCH FOR OBAMA TO REMOVE A TATTOO OF A FAT F**KER LIKE HENRY HYDE.”

“SO CONGRESSMAN, YOU’RE ‘SOLOMON! NOW TELL ME HOW YOU’RE GONNA’ MANAGE TO, UH, CUT THE DIFFERENCES IN HALF,  I MEAN ‘SPLIT THE …,  YA’ KNOW WHAT I MEAN.”

“IF THE INSURANCE COMPANIES CAN PROVE THEY’VE SOLD ABORTION RIDERS, THEN ABORTED COVERAGE IN CASES OF PREGNANCY, WE’LL THEN CONSIDER GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES FOR FORCING A WOMAN TO HAVE THE CHILD THROUGH A PUBIC OPTION.”

“FORGET ABOUT EIGHT DAYS FOR A BRISS, BEFORE THE ONE GOVERNMENT MOHEL GETS AROUND TO YOUR GRANDSON, HE’LL BE AS OLD AS ABRAHAM, AND HAVE TO DO IT HIMSELF.”

“Let me tell ya’, it was so painful, I would’ve preferred insurance company rescission , over self- circumcision.”

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Staying on topic, P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Another day, more Blue Dog angst.

“WHEN IT COMES TO HEALTH CARE REFORM, WHAT WE REALLY NEED IN WASHINGTON IS SOMETHING THAT CAN ROLL OVER THE REPUBLICANS AND BLUE DOGS … AND WE DON’T CARE IF IT LEAVES TRACKS.”