Army Coach Rich Ellerson

“SINCE WE’VE BEEN GETTING OUR BUTTS WHIPPED BY NAVY IN RECENT YEARS, WE FIGURED WE NEEDED HELP FROM SOMEONE WHO NOT ONLY KNEW THE ‘X’s AND E’s’ OF FOOTBALL …  BUT ALSO HAD THE FREEDOM TO BREAK ALL RULES OF ENGAGEMENT.”

“AFTER FURTHER REVIEW, THE ‘SHOOTING IN THE HEAD’  BY THE RIGHT GUARD STANDS.”

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Lisa Casey on the Blackwater dream team for 2012.

 

“WITH THE HUGE MONEY THIS’LL RAISE, WE’LL BE ABLE TO BLOW OFF¬†U.S. AID, BUY¬†OFF THE MILITARY, AND STILL HAVE ENOUGH LEFT OVER TO REFURNISH OSAMA’S CAVE.”¬†

“BOTH YOU AND MUSHARRAF ARE VERY, VERY,¬†BAD MEN.”