“HURRY UP, WE’RE BETTER OFF RISKING OUR LIVES WITH THE MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS, AND EVEN CHANGING OUR CITIZENSHIP, THAN ANSWERING A LIBERAL BLOGGER’S QUESTION.”
Mike Stark with Birthers on the Hill.
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“HURRY UP, WE’RE BETTER OFF RISKING OUR LIVES WITH THE MEXICAN DRUG CARTELS, AND EVEN CHANGING OUR CITIZENSHIP, THAN ANSWERING A LIBERAL BLOGGER’S QUESTION.”
Mike Stark with Birthers on the Hill.
“I CAN’T PRODUCE THE ACTUAL BIRTH CERTIFICATE, BUT I CAN SHOW YOU A ‘CERTIFICATE OF IN-BRED INSANITY,’ WHICH ALL WE ROYALISTS HAVE.”
“THE ONLY THING WE COULD VERIFY WAS THAT EVEN IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN, ADAM HAD FULL MEDICAL INSURANCE, WITH NO DEDUCTIBLES OR CO-PAYS, TO COVER THE COST OF RIB REPLACEMENT.”
“WE ALL KNOW THAT BARACK OBAMA DIED BACK IN THE 60′s, ON ABBEY ROAD, AND WAS REPLACED BY THE RADICAL PEACENIK PAUL MCCARTNEY — WHO’S BEEN DISGUISED IN BLACKFACE EVER SINCE.”
“A PRESS RELEASE JOINTLY ISSUED BY THE TWO GROUPS POSES THE QUESTION: ‘HOW COULD OBAMA’S MOTHER POSSIBLY HAVE GIVEN BIRTH IN HAWAII, WITHOUT FIRST FALLING OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH’?”
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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the slaphappy birth of the Birthers, and Madkane addresses Dear Senator Inhofe on the issue.
“UNDER THIS NEW LEGISLATION, ALL RIGHT WING ‘BORN-AGAINS’ RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT WILL HAVE TO PRODUCE … TWO DIFFERENT BIRTH CERTIFICATES.”
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Norm Jenson with Bill Maher – the best New Rules ever?
Bill Moyers and Michael Winship at BuzzFlash: Obama’s Health Care Struggle — Waterloo or Water Down?
“I’LL FIRST NEED TO CHECK THE BIRTH CERTIFICATES OF BOTH THE PRESIDENT AND PROFESSOR GATES, TO ENSURE THERE’S NO UNDER-AGE DRINKING … FOLLOWED BY A PAT-DOWN FOR WEAPONS AND DRUGS.”
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Correcting a conservative red herring, on health-care reform, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.
And Lewis Black’s Daily Show rant on Healthcare Reform, via One Good Move.
Dan Kurtzman’s Political Cartoons of the Week.
“IF I OFFEND THE RIGHT WING BASE OF MY PARTY, THEY’RE LIKELY TO CHALLENGE THE LEGITIMACY OF MY ‘HATCH CERTIFICATE’.”
“THAT’S RIGHT, KRAMER, WE ESTABLISHED A PRESENCE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD FOR 47 YEARS TO STEAL JERRY’S SNEAKERS – AND OBAMA’S MOM AND POP ESTABLISHED A FAKE PRESENCE IN HAWAII, AS PART OF A 47-YEAR PLAN TO STEAL THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION.”
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