“IT’S REALLY NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR OBAMA TO REVEAL IF HE WEARS BOXERS OR BRIEFS, WE WON’T BE SATISFIED UNTIL HE RELEASES HIS LONG JOHNS.”

“HERE AT THE FACTOR, WE ALL KNOW THAT THE TIDES ARE CAUSED BY GOD, BUT WE DO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT A FULL MOON MAY HAVE CAUSED DONALD TRUMP TO BAY AT THE BIRTHERS.”

Story at HuffPost.

“AS A FORMER ‘LEO’ HE SURE SOUNDED LIKE A LION FROM AFRICA, BUT NOW IT’S CLEAR THAT THERE’S A ‘CANCER’ IN THE PRESIDENCY.”

[Satiric News Editors Note: It's true! Barack's Aug, 4th birthdate underwent this conversion.]

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Norm Jenson on Astrology in Crisis.

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin:  House Republicans are Killing Lifesaving Healthcare Reform.

Mad Kane: Finally, Joementum In the Right Direction.

M is for Mashup at BartCopE!

“THEIR ANTI-COLONIAL PLAN MAY BE MORE OF A MARATHON THAN A SPRINT, BUT SOMETIME THIS FALL, RIGHT AROUND ELECTION TIME, THEY’LL BE ENCIRCLING THE FINANCIAL CAPITAL OF THE ENTIRE WORLD.”

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The Atlantic on Newt’s  ‘Birtherism’ With Big Words, and Lisa Casey on the threat to America’s favorite book.

“IT SEEMS TO ME, THAT IF WE CAN JUST GIVE THE RACISTS THEIR OWN LITTLE SETTLEMENTS, PERHAPS SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SINAI DESERT, WE MIGHT BE ABLE TO STAVE OFF ARMAGEDDON FOR AT LEAST A FEW MORE YEARS.”

Video at HuffPost.

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Big Insurance to Government: You Make it Affordable, We’ll Gouge the Profit!

The Patented GOP Formula, at All Hat No Cattle, and Jon Perr takes a nostalgic look back at how that formula doomed John McCain.

Madkane’s Ode to Those “Sorry” Celebrities.

“WE CERTAINLY DO BELIEVE IN GOD, BUT WE DON’T WANT BLUE CROSS OF HEAVEN MESSIN’ WITH OUR CURRENT BENEFITS.”

“THIS IS IN COMPLETE ACCORD WITH THE ORIGINAL INTENT OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION, AS WELL AS THE CLASSES I TOOK AT “XENOPHOBE LAW SCHOOL FOR FOREIGN STUDENTS.”

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Speaking of so-called compromise, Bill Berkowitz at BuzzFlash reports on The “Civility Project”: Evidently, the Tea Partiers breaking up Town Hall meetings aren’t listening.

“I’M NOT AT ALL OFFENDED. IN FACT, I’M HAVING LADYSMITH BLACK MAMBAZO SING ANOTHER SONG FOR ME ON MY BIRTHDAY: ‘PEOPLE SAY THEY’RE CRAZY, I’VE GOT WING-NUTS ON THE SOLES OF MY SHOES’.”

“UNDER THE OBAMA HEALTH PLAN, YOU CAN EXPECT TO RECEIVE AFRICAN SPAM ASKING YOU TO SEND YOUR VITAL ORGANS TO AN ORGAN BANK, IN EXCHANGE FOR GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH INSURANCE.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on the Creeping Signs of GE Intervention in MSNBC’s Progressive Programming.

Dan Kurtzman with Bill Maher Bashing the ‘Birthers’ Over Obama Birth Certificate.

“JUST BRING YOUR GASBAG REPUBLICAN REPRESENTATIVE TO THE LOCAL CAR DEALER, NO QUESTIONS ASKED. AND WE WON’T EVEN REQUIRE PROOF OF THEIR AGE THROUGH THEIR BIRTH CERTIFICATES.”