“BY ABANDONING ALL EFFORTS TO REDUCE THE WORLD’S RELIANCE ON FOSSIL FUELS, RONALD REAGAN WON THE ‘COLD WAR,’ THE ‘HOT WAR,’ AND PROVED HE’S A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS.”

“THE BARBECUING WILL BEGIN IN TWENTY-SIX YEARS … AND FIVE MINUTES.”

“AS LONG AS HE CAN CUT DOWN ON HIS KRISTOL METH, HE’LL FIT RIGHT IN HERE.”

“MY FATHER HAD TO GET UP AN HOUR EARLY EVERY DAY, JUST TO GET HIS PLANE READY TO FLY ACROSS OUR PROPERTY IN ORDER TO GIVE MY MOTHER A KISS.”

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