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June 10th, 2009

White House Emphatically Denies ‘Shoe Insult’ to Israelis

“LISTEN BIBI, I’M JUST PRACTICING THE ‘RECLINING POSITION’ FOR PASSOVER NEXT YEAR … IF I HAD INTENDED ANY OFFENSE, I WOULD HAVE BEEN IN STOCKINGED FEET, WEARING MY ‘TWO-STATE SOLUTION’ SOCKS.”

Story at HuffPost.

January 22nd, 2008

Wal-Mart Seeks to Unite the Hillary-Obama Factions, By Becoming a Slumlord!

 

“SINCE WE ALREADY¬†LOCK-IN OUR EMPLOYEES OVERNIGHT, THIS WAS JUST A¬†COST-FREE WAY TO DIVERSIFY OUR ‘HOLDINGS’.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Norm Jenson with an interesting post on the forgotten candidate: John Edwards.

Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash on The Bush Dollar Trap.

The Enron End-Run — Nicole Belle at C&L¬†on the latest pro-business Supreme Court Decision.

DoJ Investigators Digging toward Major ReportTPM Muckraker citing The Hill.

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