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The Tea Party Strategy to Avoid All Taxes

Don Davis — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 03:23:12 +0000

“THIS YEAR WE’RE CLAIMING A 100% DEDUCTION FOR MENTAL DEPRECIATION … AND A CHILD CARE CREDIT FOR OURSELVES.”

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Sen. Bernie Sanders: Federal Taxes Drop for Middle Class — at BuzzFlash.

Dan Kurtzman with The Most Ridiculous Tea Party Protest Signs.

Five Things the Media Refused to Report About Palin’s Fishing Trip

Don Davis — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 02:35:35 +0000

1. Palin expressed a strong preference for catching both�”carp”�and�”flounder.”

2. Palin used a “David Letterman Fishing Fly”

3. A huge fish caught Palin, who took pity on her and threw her back.

4. Palin then caught a barracuda, who immediately renounced all rights to the name.

5. Palin used the same fishing�boat from “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Senator Bernie Sanders on The Health Care Crisis, at BuzzFlash.�

Lisa Casey on the real North Korean threat.

The Daily Show’s Old Timers” Day, at One Good Move.

Bank Executives Promise to Use TARP $$ to Distribute Toasters

Don Davis — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 03:47:45 +0000

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“WE FIGURE THE WAY WE RUN�OUR BANKS, THE AMERICAN PUBLIC IS GONNA’ END UP AS TOAST ANYWAY.”

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Don’t forget to take�your daily dose of�BartCop Entertainment.

Here’s An Idea: Let’s Convert Bonuses Into DETENTION Awards

Don Davis — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 02:21:24 +0000

“I THINK 30 DAYS�BEHIND BARS, FOR EVERY�THOUSAND DOLLARS ABOVE A PAY CAP, IS�JUST THE KIND OF ‘BONUS’ THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL REALLY SUPPORT.”

[TPM Muckraker with the "Retention" story]�

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Sen. Bernie Sanders at BuzzFlash: Why Not Fire Failed Tycoons?

GOP Viagra, at All Hat No�Cattle.

Stephen Colbert’s The Word – Loyal Opposition,� at One Good Move.

Madkane:�The Bully Pulpit Isn�t Enough, When You�re Dealing With Bullies.

GOP Seeks Reparations for Obama’s Election

Don Davis — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 22:08:16 +0000

“WE’RE LOOKING FOR COLD HARD CASH –�WE’VE ALREADY GOT 40 FAKERS AND A FOOL.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin:�Obama’s Election is About the Restoration of Democracy, Not Race.

The White House is Lookng Better Already, at All Hat No Cattle.

Bernie Sanders vs Cavuto over Energy Crisis, via One Good Move.

Madkane’s Celebratory Limerick.

Dan Kurtzman has the Best Humor of Election 2008.

Right Wingers Even Disparage Obama’s Endorsement by … GOD!

Don Davis — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 16:52:46 +0000

“BELIEVE ME, IT’S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH�THE ‘BLACK THING.’ IT’S JUST THAT�OBAMA’S THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF PUTTING OUT THE FLAMES FROM A BURNING BUSH.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Possible Criminal Charges for GOP�Leaders Involved in the ACORN Attacks.

Sen. Bernie Sanders on a real Social Democrat, on Real Time w/Bill Maher — at One Good Move.

Invasion of the McBody Snatchers, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with the complete SNL/Palin freak show.