“WE JUST WANT TO ASSURE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT THESE TOASTERS WILL BE KEPT IN A LOCK BOX, AT THE TREASURY DEPARTMENT, WHERE BUSH AND CHENEY CAN’T GET TO THEM AND CAUSE AN ELECTRICAL FIRE.”

“NOW, WE DON’T CONDONE THIS TYPE OF ACTIVITY. BUT EVER SINCE WALL STREET SOLD SECURITIZED PACKAGES OF THIS DEBT, EVERY AMERICAN NOW OWNS NOT ONLY FANNIE MAE, BUT A PIECE OF CRYSTAL … AND CRYSTAL METH.”

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Lisa Casey on the Bush “Dividend” from the Bailout.

TPM on “Mission Accomplished” — McCain Delays the Palin Troopergate Scandal until After the Election.