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March 6th, 2009

Doctor’s Rx for A-Rod’s Ailing Hip: Steroids!

“SO WE NOW EXPECT THAT A-ROD WILL NOT MISS ANY TIME AT ALL, AND ACTUALLY SMASH THE RECORD BOOKS WITH ABOUT 139 HOME RUNS THIS YEAR.”

February 18th, 2009

A-Rod Blames Steroid Use On ‘My Cousin Vinny’

“NOW, MS. VITO – AND BY THE WAY, YOU’RE LOOKING ESPECIALLY CUTE TODAY – CAN YOU TELL ME IF THERE’S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE 2003 TEXAS RANGER MODEL ALEX RODRIGUEZ, AND THE NEW YORK YANKEE MODEL ALEX RODRIGUEZ FROM 2004-2008.”

February 16th, 2009

Historians: Dubya Actually THE WORST President, But ‘Ranking’ Affected by Steroids

“BUSH ACTUALLY BROKE ALL OF THE RECORDS FOR THE BIGGEST FUCK-UPS, BUT WE HAD TO DISCOUNT SOME OF HIS RECKLESS STUPIDITY DUE TO ’ROID RAGE. DON’T FORGET, HE CAME DIRECTLY OUT OF THE CULTURE OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL.”

Story on the C-Span Presidential Rankings.

Obama’s Choice: FDR’s First 100 Days or Lincoln’s Team of Rivals – by Mark Karlin of BuzzFlash.

Madkane asks: Obama Hasn’t Fixed Everything Yet? What’s Taking Him So Long?

Norm Jenson with the The Sunday Funnies, and Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons.

February 5th, 2009

Barry Bonds’ Giant Head Qualifies for TARP Funds

“SENATOR, WE’RE ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT A LITERAL TARP, JUST TO COVER HIS STEROID-ENHANCED GROTESQUE HEAD, WITH A BIGGER CAPitalization THAN MOST BANKS.”

January 26th, 2009

Obama Names George Mitchell to Investigate Steroid Use in the Middle East

“WE FIGURE IF WE CAN CUT DOWN ON ‘ROID RAGE IN THE MIDDLE EAST, WE’LL ONLY HAVE A FEW THOUSAND YEARS OF RELIGIOUS MISTRUST AND HATRED TO CONTEND WITH.”