“WE KNOW THAT EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE EASILY RESCINDED, BUT IT’LL HURT LIKE A SONUVABITCH FOR OBAMA TO REMOVE A TATTOO OF A FAT F**KER LIKE HENRY HYDE.”

“WELCOME TO YOU ALL.  BEFORE WE INTRODUCE THE FORMER GOVERNOR OF ALASKA AND GOP VICE-PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT WE HAVE CONVENIENTLY PLACED BARF BAGS AT THE END OF EACH AISLE.”

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P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash asks: Will America ever ‘go rogue’ — again?

Dan Kurtzman has Jokes About Sarah Palin’s (Joke?) Book, Lisa Casey on more GOP Boobs, and Madkane with Stupak Stupidity.

“AND WE NOW HAVE VIDEO OF THE TEA PARTIES INSPIRED BY MICHELE BACHMANN, WHICH HAVE NOT ONLY SPILLED OVER INTO ANOTHER CITY AND CENTURY, BUT ALSO INCLUDE NATIVE AMERICANS …  WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY VERY ANGRY ABOUT A GOVERNMENT TAKEOVER OF GAMBLING CASINOS.”

Story and video at One Good Move.

Rupert Murdoch Defends Glenn Beck’s Racist Cries to Win BuzzFlash’s Media Putz Award.

Lisa Casey’s Veteran’s Day Edition.

Madkane on Stewing Over Stupak.

“SO CONGRESSMAN, YOU’RE ‘SOLOMON! NOW TELL ME HOW YOU’RE GONNA’ MANAGE TO, UH, CUT THE DIFFERENCES IN HALF,  I MEAN ‘SPLIT THE …,  YA’ KNOW WHAT I MEAN.”

“IF THE INSURANCE COMPANIES CAN PROVE THEY’VE SOLD ABORTION RIDERS, THEN ABORTED COVERAGE IN CASES OF PREGNANCY, WE’LL THEN CONSIDER GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES FOR FORCING A WOMAN TO HAVE THE CHILD THROUGH A PUBIC OPTION.”