“TO PRESSURE ME TO BACK OFF ON THE BUDGET CUTS,  THE WHITE HOUSE PUT ME UNDER THE HOT LIGHTS, BUT WHAT THEY DIDN’T KNOW IS  … THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I LIKE.”

“IT WASN’T EASY GETTING PAST WHITE HOUSE SECURITY, BUT I FINALLY HAVE MY PROOF THAT MR. OBAMA IS A MAN OF THE LEFT.”

“MR. PRESIDENT, FORGET ABOUT THE MOON AND THE TIDES, WHO DO YOU THINK IS TALKING INTO THE HEADSETS OF THOSE QUARTERBACKS.”

“IF YOU GUYS STAY HOME AND DON’T VOTE, IT’D BE LIKE LEAVING YOUR DOOR OPEN WITH A RABID FOX ON THE LOOSE, WHO’S BEEN DRINKING STEROID-LACED TEA.”

Campaign 2010: Why You Should Vote Democratic, at BartCopE!

“THE LAST THING WE NEED RIGHT NOW IS TO MENTION RACE, AFRICA, OR ESPECIALLY THE AFRICAN RACE.”

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The real Obama message, at HuffPost.

“I PERSONALLY SENT A TEXT MESSAGE TO ANDREW BREITBART, REMINDING THE SONUVABITCH THAT IF THE PLANET GETS ANY HOTTER, HE’S GONNA’ END UP LOOKING JUST LIKE ME.”

“MY GOAL IS TO MAINTAIN CLOSE SUPERVISION OF THE BULLYING REPUBLICANS WHILE THEY’RE AWAY FROM CONGRESS, WHERE THEY’RE LIKELY TO DO MORE EVEN MORE HARM THAN WHEN THEY’RE IN CONGRESS.”

“NOW, AHM NOT ADMITTIN’ THE JUNK SCIENCE THAT THE EARTH ACTUALLY ROTATES, BUT AH WILL KEEP THIS COUNTRY IN DARKNESS UNTIL MY HOME STATE COMPANY IS AWARDED THE FEDERAL LIGHT BULB CONTRACT .”

“NOW, WE GOTTA’ ASK OURSELVES,  IF WE  CAN PUT A COUNCIL  ON SUCH PLANETS AS OSSUS, ALDERAAN AND CHANDRILA, WHY IS IT WE STILL CAN’T PASS TRULY UNIVERSAL HEALTH INSURANCE.”

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Staying with  “Star” themes, Norm Jenson on Obama as Star Trek’s Spock.

Last holy alliance between Rush and Sarah? — via Lisa Casey.

BuzzFlash’s Interview with Liberal Radio’s Bob Kincaid.

BartCopE! with the ‘Sublime Prime Time Programming’ Edition.

“WE’LL STILL GET OUR ASSES KICKED, BUT AT LEAST WE’LL GO HOME WITH A SOUVENIR WE CAN SELL ON EBAY.”

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Lisa Casey on another divide — between U.S. and Chinese Executives.