“TO PRESSURE ME TO BACK OFF ON THE BUDGET CUTS,  THE WHITE HOUSE PUT ME UNDER THE HOT LIGHTS, BUT WHAT THEY DIDN’T KNOW IS  … THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I LIKE.”

“WE’RE GONNA’ PROVIDE PLANNED PARENTHOOD WITH EXTRA FUNDS TO DEVELOP A GIANT CONDOM TO PLACE OVER THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES … AND IF THAT DOESN’T WORK, THE EPA WILL HAVE THE POWER TO REGULATE RED-HOUSE GASES.”