“I JUST LOVE THAT RUG … OF COURSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THESE BERBER RUGS WERE MADE BY NORTH AFRICANS.”

The Presidential Lunch story.

Dick, the magic Vigo, lived underground
And plotted to, control the world, so he could wear the crown
Coming back, from cardiac, beat all ghostbuster tricks,
Possessed man-child Bush, and stole his soul, so he could get his kicks

Dick, the magic Vigo, waterboarding undersea
Shredding the Constitution, citing Executive Uni-tary
Taking to evil to new heights, acting oh-so ’Darth Vader-ian’
We’d rather take our chances, with a 16th Century Carpathian

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Best SNL Moments, at One Good Move. 

Hand-off in the Green Zone, at All Hat No Cattle.

“HERE’S A SONG I THINK YOU KIDS WILL REALLY ENJOY — AND YOUR MOM AND I AGREE IT’S EDUCATIONAL TOO”:

Bush, the magic drag-on, the lame GOP
Bollixed his whole Presidency, in a land called Iraqi
Little Dickie Cheney, loved to play real rough
Pulled Dubya’s strings and sealed his fate with a lotta’ made-up stuff

Bush, the magic drag-on, a sound economy
Let Wall Street crooks have their way, with complete autonomy
Little Hankie Paulson, lookin’ not so sharp
Can’t find the funds that he doled out, hidden by a TARP

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Given Chip Saltsman’s “musical taste,” he wins BuzzFlash’s GOP Hypocrite of the Week.

All Hat No Cattle’s Phototoon Year in Review.

And Puff The Real Magic Dragon Ain’t Too Happy.

“ALL ZAT I¬†EVER REALLY VANTED WAS A DECENT KUNG PAO; WHO KNEW VEE WOULD END UP¬†POISONING FIDO AND BRUSHING OUR TEETH WITH ANTIFREEZE.”

NOW AS FAR AS DEESTROYING CAMBODIA, WE KNEW EXACTLY VOT WE WERE DOING.”