“WE SOLD A PRODUCT CALLED ‘OXYGEN-1′ … THAT ACTUALLY HAD NO OXYGEN.”

“WE’VE SOLD OUR CLIENTS A LOT OF SHIT OVER THE YEARS, BUT TO SEE THE GOP BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF US IN HEARINGS, AND THEN BET AGAINST FINANCIAL REFORM ON THE SENATE FLOOR … WELL, THAT’S  NOT SYNTHETIC, BUT PURE UNADULTERATED BULLSHIT.”

“WHEN IT COMES TO CREATING CDOs — COLLATERALIZED DOODY OBLIGATIONS — WE’VE REALLY GOT AWESOME POWERS.”

“WE KNOW THAT AFTER WALL STREET USES THE BAILOUT MONEY FOR DRUGS, THEY’LL JUST CUT IT INTO LITTLE PIECES AND SNORT-SELL IT TO YOUR GRANDMOTHER.”

Hedge Fund Manager David Tepper

“IF ONLY OBAMA HAD FOLLOWED UP THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION WITH MORE MONEY TO THE BANKS, I COULD’VE MADE ENOUGH TO BUY ALL OF SOCIALIST SCANDINAVIA.”

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Eric Cantor is BuzzFlash’s GOP Hypocrite of the Week –For Using Threats as Political Weapons.

Lisa Casey with the Palin School of Diplomacy.

Madkane’s Liberal Drilling? Chill, Obama, Chill!

“FORGET THOSE CROOKS ON WALL STREET, YOU GUYS SINGLE-HANDEDLY DOUBLED THE ENTIRE COST OF OUR FOOD STAMP PROGRAM.”

“WE FIGURE THE WAY WE RUN OUR BANKS, THE AMERICAN PUBLIC IS GONNA’ END UP AS TOAST ANYWAY.”

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Don’t forget to take your daily dose of BartCop Entertainment.

“I THINK 30 DAYS BEHIND BARS, FOR EVERY THOUSAND DOLLARS ABOVE A PAY CAP, IS JUST THE KIND OF ‘BONUS’ THE AMERICAN PEOPLE WILL REALLY SUPPORT.”

[TPM Muckraker with the "Retention" story] 

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Sen. Bernie Sanders at BuzzFlash: Why Not Fire Failed Tycoons?

GOP Viagra, at All Hat No Cattle.

Stephen Colbert’s The Word – Loyal Opposition,  at One Good Move.

Madkane: The Bully Pulpit Isn’t Enough, When You’re Dealing With Bullies.

“NOW, I DON’T KNOW IF OUR STIMULUS AND BANK BAILOUT PLANS ARE GONNA’ WORK, BUT I WILL CONTINUE TO TRAVEL AROUND THIS GREAT COUNTRY … UNTIL I FIND JOBS AND HOMES FOR EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU.”