The Satirical Political Report » automobile companies unemployed http://satiricalpolitical.com An Offbeat Look at the Hot-Button Issues of the Day Fri, 10 Feb 2012 03:42:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 GM’s New Offer: If You Lose Your Job, We’ll Give You the Job of CEO http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/03/31/gms-new-offer-if-you-lose-your-job-well-make-you-ceo-of-gm/ http://satiricalpolitical.com/2009/03/31/gms-new-offer-if-you-lose-your-job-well-make-you-ceo-of-gm/#comments Tue, 31 Mar 2009 22:24:24 +0000 Don Davis http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=6729

“A SPOKESMAN FOR GM ISSUED A STATEMENT TODAY, SAYING: ‘IT’S CHEAPER FOR US TO JUST HAND YOU THIS TEMP JOB … INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY PICKING UP YOUR CAR PAYMENTS’.”

Huffington Post with the real story.

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