NOW, CONGRESSMAN, I KNOW YOU WERE AN ACTUAL NAVY ADMIRAL, BUT MY UNPREDICTABILITY AND ABILITY TO HIDE MY TRUE ‘POSITIONS’ WILL ULTIMATELY CARRY ME TO VICTORY.”

Wonkette on the Specter-Sestak battle

“I USED TO BELIEVE THAT MARRIAGE WAS STRICTLY BETWEEN A POLITICIAN AND ONE PARTY, BUT LATE IN LIFE I’VE LEARNED TO GO BOTH WAYS.”

“I’M ABSOLUTELY DETERMINED TO STOP MYSELF, BEFORE I ENGAGE IN A SELF-INFLICTED HIGH-TECH LYNCHING.”

“AT LEAST WE KNOW WHEN WE’RE GETTING  BULLSHIT LEGAL ADVICE. AND THIS IS HOW WE DEAL WITH THE CORRUPT BASTARDS WHO GAVE IT TO US.”

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Why Do “Christians” Support Torture? — at One Good Move.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the sado-masochistic Specter.

Lisa Casey has a unique perspective on a possible GOP comeback.

“I WASN’T ABOUT TO LET MY LIFELONG DREAM OF GETTING ON THE HIGH COURT DIE JUST BECAUSE … I HAVE BALLS.”

“WE FEEL SOMEONE WHO’S CAPABLE OF MURDER WOULD ACTUALLY BE A MUCH BETTER FIT FOR OUR PARTY.”

“THAT’S RIGHT, MY NAME IS AL FRANKEN, AND I’M THE NEXT DEMOCRATIC SENATOR FROM MINNESOTA.”

“YOU KNOW, ARLEN, WE MIGHT BE BETTER OFF BEING RENDITIONED, INSTEAD OF GOING BACK TO THE GOP CAUCUS.”

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Staying on topic, Lisa Casey has the new face of the GOP.

And P.M. Carpenter at Buzzflash on Obama’s fading hope for bipartisanship.

“CAN’T ANYBODY ELSE IN THE GOP PLAY THIS GAME?”

“BY CLUTTERING UP THIS BILL WITH LIFE-SAVING DEVICES, WE’RE JUST WORKING AGAINST OUR GOAL OF REDUCING UNEMPLOYMENT.”

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 P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on The Joy of Republican Hysteria, and Madkane says: Hey Republicans, Go Filibuster Yourselves!