“I KNOW BILL BUCKLEY NEVER PUT ANYONE IN HIS CROSS-HAIRS, BUT ALL THOSE BIG WORDS HE USED WERE PRETTY THREATENING TO COMMON FOLKS LIKE ME.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Arizona’s Media-Fed Bigoted White Christian Male Terrorism.

The Colbert Report: Bill O’Reilly Proves God’s Existence, at One Good Move.

“JUST TO MAKE SURE WE DON’T CONFUSE WHITE CITIZENS WITH THE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, WE HAVE TO CUT BACK ON OUR OWN TANS.”

“THEY’LL NOT ONLY HAVE THE ‘RIGHT,’ BUT THE OBLIGATION TO REMAIN SILENT, SINCE THEY’LL BE BOUND AND GAGGED BEFORE YOU CAN SAY ‘SABADO GIGANTE’.”

“ONCE THE OIL SPILL WORKS ITS WAY INTO OUR ECOSYSTEM, AND EVERYBODY IS  AT LEAST A NICE DEEP BROWN, RACIAL PROFILING WILL BE AS EXTINCT AS LOUISIANA WILDLIFE.”

Crooks & Liars with the latest This Week’s Roundtable.

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Lisa Casey with the new Gulf of Mexico Tourist Slogan.

From the new Book of Revelations:  Christ Would be Arrested in AZ! — at BuzzFlash.

BartCopE!’s Weekly Poll on the real “Alien” Threat.

“INSTEAD OF REGULAR CRIB NOTES ON THEIR HAND, THEY ACTUALLY SPEAK WITH THEIR PAINTED HAND.”

SENOR WENCES

“I’M NOT S’AWRIGHT … SARAH PALIN HAS THREATENED TO HAND ME OVER TO IMMIGRATION.”

“THE PLAN, AS WE UNDERSTAND IT, IS THAT THE PROTESTORS ARE GONNA’ TRY TO WEAR OUT LAW ENFORCEMENT … BY ALL WEARING CHEECH MARIN MASKS.”

“DUDE, IF THEY STOP ME, I’LL DEFINITELY BE ABLE TO SHOW THEM MY ‘PAPERS‘.”

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Lisa Casey on the  parties that need to carry papers proving their sanity.

“MY FRIENDS, I COME HERE TODAY WITH THE FULL REALIZATION THAT I SIMPLY CAN’T CLOSE THE GAP.”