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		<title>GOP Peddles &#8216;TV Land Fantasy&#8217; About Guantanamo Closing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 20:03:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;SORRY, OTIS, YOU&#8217;RE GONNA&#8217; HAVE TO SLEEP THIS ONE OFF SOMEWHERE ELSE TONIGHT &#8212; WE GOTTA&#8217; MAKE ROOM FOR KHALID SHAIKH MOHAMMED.&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- &#8220;Gee, Pa, can I make a movie about this when I grow up?&#8221; &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212; Lisa Casey on Osama&#8217;s reaction. Norm Jenson with Robert Redford on Maddow, in Acres of Land Saved.]]></description>
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<p><strong>&#8220;SORRY, OTIS, YOU&#8217;RE GONNA&#8217; HAVE TO SLEEP THIS ONE OFF <em>SOMEWHERE ELSE TONIGHT</em> &#8212; WE GOTTA&#8217; MAKE ROOM FOR KHALID SHAIKH MOHAMMED.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://ginacobb.typepad.com/gina_cobb/images/2007/03/15/ksmohammed.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-</p>
<p><img src="http://www.tvland.com/photogallery/photos/Andy-Opie1.jpg" alt="" /></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;Gee, Pa, can I make a movie about this when I grow up?&#8221;</strong></p>
<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;</p>
<p>Lisa Casey on <a href="http://allhatnocattle.net/1-23-09_osama_bin_laden_poster.htm">Osama&#8217;s reaction</a>.</p>
<p>Norm Jenson with <a href="http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2009/01/acres_of_land_s.html">Robert Redford on Maddow, in Acres of Land Saved</a>.</p>
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		<title>Scandal Hovers Over Ron Howard&#8217;s New Campaign Video</title>
		<link>http://satiricalpolitical.com/2008/10/25/scandal-hovers-over-ron-howards-new-campaign-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 02:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Don Davis</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[   &#8220;HEY, PA, WHERE&#8217;S AUNT BEE?&#8221; &#8220;WELL, SON, YOU&#8217;LL UNNERSTAN&#8217; WHEN YOU GET OLDER, BUT IT SEEMS &#8216;OLE BARNEY FIFE CARVED A &#8216;REVERSE B&#8217; ON AUNT BEE&#8217;S BE-HIND.&#8221; Video here]]></description>
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<p> <strong>&#8220;HEY, PA,</strong> <strong>WHERE&#8217;S AUNT BEE?&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><strong>&#8220;WELL, SON, YOU&#8217;LL UNNERSTAN&#8217; WHEN YOU GET OLDER, BUT IT SEEMS &#8216;OLE BARNEY FIFE CARVED A &#8216;REVERSE B&#8217; ON AUNT BEE&#8217;S <em>BE-HIND</em>.&#8221;</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://www.freewebs.com/whatsnewsnmayberry/tbee1.jpg" alt="" /><img src="http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/c3/220px-Barney-Fife.jpg" alt="" width="220" height="242" /></p>
<p>Video <a href="http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cc65ed650d">here</a></p>
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