“BRIAN, IT TURNS OUT THAT WIKILEAKS FOUNDER JULIAN ASSANGE WAS TRAINING HIMSELF TO INTERCEPT CABLES … PRACTICALLY EVEN BEFORE HE WAS POTTY-TRAINED.”

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Lisa Casey on  Cheney up to his Dick in yellow cake fake.

“OUR LEAD STORY TONIGHT.  AFTER VIEWING SARAH PALIN’S ‘FOWL’ INTERVIEW, MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ARE CANCELLING THEIR ORDERS FOR ‘TOM THE TURKEY,’ AND PLANNING TO GO WITH TOFU BURGERS THIS THANKSGIVING. REPORTING ON THE LONG LINES AT TIMMY’S TOFU HUT IN TALLAHASSEE,  HERE’S ANDREA MITCHELL.”

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