WHY WASTE TAXPAYER DOLLARS, THE RECORD SPEAKS FOR ITSELF.

“I’LL JUST TELL THEM I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING ORDERS TO WATERBOARD ‘EM, STACK THEM NAKED LIKE LAWN CHAIRS, OR MAKE THEM WATCH MY CONGRESSSIONAL TESTIMONY.”

 

“AFTER ALL, WHEN THESE ADMINISTRATION OFFICIALS ARE¬†WITH MY GIRLS, IT’S THE ONLY TIME THEY’RE NOT SCREWING THE COUNTRY!

“SO I’M¬†ACTUALLY PROVIDING THE ULTIMATE ‘PUBLIC SERVICE’.”¬†¬†