“NOW, WE DON’T CONDONE THIS TYPE OF ACTIVITY. BUT EVER SINCE WALL STREET SOLD SECURITIZED PACKAGES OF THIS DEBT, EVERY AMERICAN NOW OWNS NOT ONLY FANNIE MAE, BUT A PIECE OF CRYSTAL … AND CRYSTAL METH.”

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Lisa Casey on the Bush “Dividend” from the Bailout.

TPM on “Mission Accomplished” — McCain Delays the Palin Troopergate Scandal until After the Election.

“DUDE, YOU’RE GOIN TO HELL.”

“CHARLIE, I CAN DEAL WITH THOSE WOMEN, BECAUSE IN MY GOVERNOR’S OFFICE, I HAVE A VIEW OF ‘THE VIEW’.”

‘I GUESS A SMALL-TOWN MAYOR, IS KINDA’ … LIKE … A VIABLE NATIONAL CANDIDATE … BUT WITH ‘IRRESPONSIBILITY‘.” 

“NOW CHARLIE, WHILE GOVERNOR OF ALASKA, I BEAT BACK AN INVASION FROM KAMCHATKA AND YAKUTSK, SAVING NOT ONLY ALBERTA, BUT THE ENTIRE NORTHWEST TERRITORY, FROM A LIFETIME OF EATING BORSCHT INSTEAD OF MOOSEBURGERS.” 

$149 — 43 boxes of Mooseburger Helper

$289 – Christian Dior ’Pit Bull’ Lipstick 

$666 – eBay bid for a James Dobson autographed copy of How to Convert a Gay Jew.

$213 — Cans of Lighter Fluid, for book-burnings in backyard

$487 — Hockey sticks for clubbing baby seals

$17.99 — A copy of Karl Rove’s Vindictive Firing of Government Employees for Dummies  

$37 — Olive oil for salads (No Extra Virgin for daughter Bristol)

$69 — Pornographic Pay-Per-View  movies, including Come All Yee Faithful, and Who’s Your Holy Daddy?

$586 – 22 copies of the King James Bible, for every nightstand, TV stand, and bathroom in the house 

$4000 — Sarah Palin’s Dental Bridge, for side of mouth where she doesn’t even chew

$956 — Home Office Supplies for writing Palin’s Autobiography — A Journey From Juneau to Juno to Jew-No

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BLOGWORTHIES:

MSNBC on Just Who is Sarah Palin? — at One Good Move.

Part 2 of BuzzFlash series on Republicans’ Class War.

Lisa Casey with Obama’s New Campaign Strategy.

Top 10 Dumbest Sarah Palin Quotes, via Dan Kurtzman.

“MY GOAL WAS TO SUCK AT THE TEAT OF THE STATE UNTIL IT WAS AS ‘DRY’ AS THE EVANGELICALS WHO FORM MY BASE.”

The real story at Huffington Post.

Forget mammaries,  Lisa Casey looks at the ovary angle.

“THAT’S WHY SARAH PALIN AND I COMPLEMENT EACH OTHER SO WELL – SHE’S FROM OUTSIDE THE  CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES, AND I’M INCONTINENT.”

“IT’S NOT THAT YOUR COMPUTER WILL BE DAMAGED, BUT YOUR TELEVISION MAY BE DESTROYED BY HARD OBJECTS BEING THROWN IN ANGER AT THE SCREEN.”

“I DIDN’T KNOW ANYONE WOULD CROSS-CHECK MY ‘FACTS’.”