“I SAID, ‘MR. EL PRESIDENTE, MY SERVICES COULD BE BETTER PUT TO USE RIGHT NOW OVERTHROWING THE BANANA REPUBLICS IN ALASKA AND SOUTH CAROLINA’.”
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“I SAID, ‘MR. EL PRESIDENTE, MY SERVICES COULD BE BETTER PUT TO USE RIGHT NOW OVERTHROWING THE BANANA REPUBLICS IN ALASKA AND SOUTH CAROLINA’.”
The man is simply stuck in the past: AMERICA NO LONGER HAS ANY ‘NEGROES,’ AND AMERICANS NO LONGER LIVE IN HOUSES.
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From Afghanistan to Baked Alaskan, via Lisa Casey.
Daschle on Healthcare, at One Good Move.
Good Stuff, as always, at BartCop Entertainment.
Now its time to say goodbye, to Sarah and her kin.
She plans to do some studyin’, to find those Africans.
You’re all invited back, to see what she can do that’s dumber
While she plots to run in two-oh- twelve with Mr. Joe the Plumber
For President, that is. Can’t spell, Takes her shoes off to count.
“JED CLAMPETT, WELCOME SIR. IS IT TRUE THAT JETHRO’S FIXIN’ TO VOTE FOR THAT PALIN WOMAN IN 2012.”
“MR. MATTHEWS, I GOTTA HAVE A LONG TALK WITH THAT BOY.”
“WE HEREBY FIND THAT THE DEFENDANT’S CONTRACTORS ‘SAWED’ ON HIS HOUSE, ‘ON THE HOUSE’.”
“TODAY, THE MARKETS SOARED AS THE U.S. GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCED IT’S PARTIAL TAKEOVER OF THE BANKING SYSTEM, WITH A LARGE INFUSION OF … DAS KAPITAL.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
Staying on topic, Greenspan’s Folly, All Hat No Cattle.
BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin asks: What’s the Difference Between the McCain Campaign and George Wallace?
Change Depends, at One Good Move.
Sarah In Wonderland, by Madkane.
“YES, IS THIS THE U.S. MARSHAL’S SERVICE? … VICE PRESIDENT PALIN HERE. DID YOU KNOW THAT PRESIDENT McCAIN WAS ABUSIVE TOWARD HIS FIRST WIFE AFTER HE RETURNED FROM VIETNAM?
“I GUESS I LOOKED INTO HER SOUL, AND LOST MY SOUL.”
“WHEN YOU HAVE A SUB-PRIME CANDIDATE, WHO FURTHER MORTGAGED HIS FUTURE WITH OVER-VALUED ALASKAN PROPERTY, WE NEED A NEW PLAN INVOLVING A NOMINEE SWAP, BEFORE THERE’S A COMPLETE RUN ON THE GOP.”
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BLOGWORTHIES:
P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash: The Bailout Could Be McCain’s Best Hope.
Norm Jenson with The Sunday Funnies, and Dan Kurtzman with Political Cartoons of the Week.
Release Princess Sarah From the Dark Tower! – at Zencomix.
“NOT ONLY CAN I SEE ALASKA FROM MY DACHA, BUT WHEN THE PRESENT GOVERNOR REARS HER AIRHEAD, IT’S MORE OF A DANGER TO RUSSIAN AIRSPACE THAN CHERNOBYL.”
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