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November 14th, 2009
November 11th, 2009

Secret bin Laden Tape Reveals Al Qaeda Strategy to Infiltrate U.S. Military

“DON’T WORRY ABOUT OPENLY SHOWING YOUR SUPPORT FOR ‘HOLY JIHAD’ AND ‘DEATH TO THE WEST,’ JUST DON’T REVEAL YOUR AFFECTION FOR BETTE MIDLER.”

May 27th, 2009

Rush Limbaugh Claims Sonia Has a Lotta’ Splainin’ To Do

“IT’S CLEAR TO ME THAT JUDGE SOTOMAYER DOES NOT BELONG IN THE BIG SHOW AT THE SUPREME COURTABANA.”

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The Sotomayor Bubble: Much media ado about nothing, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Recession even hits al Qaeda, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with Jay Leno’s Best Political Jokes.

May 24th, 2009

Obama Refuses to Release Photos Of Sasha and Malia’s Swingset

“THE LAST THING WE NEED NOW IS TO INFLAME AL QAEDA, WITH PICTURES PROVING WE HAVE SUPERIOR TRAINING FACLIITIES … COMPLETE WITH A WATERSLIDE.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on the Media-Hyped Obama/Cheney Face-off - Just Another World Wrestling Federation Ratings Event?

And Lisa Casey on a more fitting Cheney bully pulpit.

May 6th, 2009

Condi Called Out on Torture, Even at S & M Convention

“AT LEAST WE KNOW WHEN WE’RE GETTING  BULLSHIT LEGAL ADVICE. AND THIS IS HOW WE DEAL WITH THE CORRUPT BASTARDS WHO GAVE IT TO US.”

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Why Do “Christians” Support Torture? — at One Good Move.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on the sado-masochistic Specter.

Lisa Casey has a unique perspective on a possible GOP comeback.

May 5th, 2009

Condi Ignored Warnings: ’4th Grader Determined to Strike’

Condoleezza Rice speaks to grade school students.

“HOW WAS I TO KNOW THAT A 4TH GRADER WOULD HAVE A SUPERIOR MORAL CODE AND MORE RESPECT FOR THE LAW THAN A CERTAIN STANFORD PROFESSOR OF POLITICAL SCIENCE.”

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Story here.

And GOP determined to strike at Obama’s Supreme Court nominee, at All Hat No Cattle.

April 27th, 2009

Cheney Links Swine Flu to Al Qaeda

“IT’S WELL-KNOWN THAT KHALID SHEIKH MOHAMMED MET SOME YEARS AGO WITH ARNOLD ZIFFEL AT GREEN ACRES, AND THEN PASSED ON THE FLU WHEN HE BLEW WATER OUT THROUGH HIS NOSE AFTER WATERBOARDING.”

April 17th, 2009

Right-Wingers Push to Replace Water Boarding With Tea Bagging

LimbaughCpac.jpg image by bobhiggins

“NOW EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THE ONLY THING THESE AL QAEDA TYPES FEAR MORE THAN DEATH …  IS BEING FORCED TO EAT PORK.”

 P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on The Torture Memos: A split decision? 

Keith Olbermann on The Future of Torture, at One Good Move.

Juan Cole: Karzai Backs down on Key Elements of Law on Shiite Personal Status.

March 8th, 2009

U.S. Potential Outreach to Taliban Hits a Snag

“AS SOON AS THEY ASKED FOR SASHA AND MALIA’S SWINGSET, IT WAS A CLEAR SIGN I HAD TO SAY ALL BETS ARE OFF.”

February 7th, 2009

Obama Seeks to Abolish Acronym for ‘The War Against Terror’

“NOW, UNDERSTAND, THE CONSTANT USE OF ‘TWAT‘ BY THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION … CLEARLY SENT THE WRONG SIGNAL TO THE MUSLIM WORLD.”

Newsweek’s Michael Isikoff with the story.

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