“NOW, JUDGE SOTOMAYOR, IF CONFIRMED, WILL YOU EXERCISE THE KIND OF JUDICIAL ‘RESTRAINT’ THAT WILL KEEP YOU FROM DRINKING A CAN OF DIET COKE IN THE PRESENCE OF JUSTICE THOMAS?”
[Here's the original and complete SNL Transcript.]
"The Best Political REAM
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“NOW, JUDGE SOTOMAYOR, IF CONFIRMED, WILL YOU EXERCISE THE KIND OF JUDICIAL ‘RESTRAINT’ THAT WILL KEEP YOU FROM DRINKING A CAN OF DIET COKE IN THE PRESENCE OF JUSTICE THOMAS?”
[Here's the original and complete SNL Transcript.]
While the Supreme Court made new law in ruling for the white firefighters in New Haven, the mainstream media neglected to report on just how culturally biased the written test questions actually were. Here are a few sample questions; judge for yourself:
1. The National Hockey League Flames played in what city before moving to Calgary?
2. What length of firefighter boots are also ideal for bass fishing?
3. Identify the specific breed of cow owned by Mrs. O’Leary that started the Great Chicago Fire.
4. In Seinfeld, what firefighter’s job did Kramer perform in the race to save Leaping Larry’s Appliance Store?
5. What brands of white bread and mayo are favored by four out of five firehouse kitchens?
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Rebecca Freitag at BuzzFlash on Al Franken’s a Senator, No Joke. But What Kind?
More on Sanford and Sin at All Hat No Cattle.
Madkane’s Ode to Mark “Sweet Talker” Sanford.
“LIKE WOODY ALLEN, AL FRANKEN IS JUST ANOTHER POINTY-HEADED LIBERAL INTELLECTUAL JEW, BUT AT LEAST WOODY KNEW THAT 90% OF LIFE WAS JUST SHOWING UP.”
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GOP Spends Nearly $2 Million on Norm Coleman, and Gets Al Franken, by Rebecca Freitag at BuzzFlash.
Norm Jenson with The Daily Show’s The Story of King David Mark.
“THAT’S RIGHT, MY NAME IS AL FRANKEN, AND I’M THE NEXT DEMOCRATIC SENATOR FROM MINNESOTA.”
“IT’S REALLY NO SURPRISE – I’M SIMPLY AWARDING TO MYSELF THE ‘ABSENTEE VOTES’ OF THE MILLIONS OF IRAQIS WHO HAD TO FLEE AFTER OUR INVASION.”
“WE’RE GETTING SIGNALS SHOWING THAT WE SHOULD BE HEAVILY FAVORED BY BOTH THE ‘STALLED’ HAND COUNTS, AND THE FOOT COUNTS.”
VOTERS CONFUSED AL FRANKEN WITH FRANKENSTEIN!
“HEY TOONCES, FIRST LET’S GO VOTE FOR McCAIN-PALIN, AND THEN WE’LL TAKE A HARD RIGHT, RIGHT OFF THE CLIFF.”
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