“FORGET THE FANCY WALL STREET SLEIGHT-OF-HAND — WE’RE TALKING ABOUT AN ACTUAL KIDNAPPING, WHERE WE ‘SECURITIZE’ JON STEWART BY LITERALLY CUTTING HIM INTO LITTLE PIECES .”

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One Good Move with The Daily Show video , and BuzzFlash analysis on the voters’ revenge on Congress for failure to enact meaningful bank reform.

“AFTER OBAMA FORCED ME OUT, I DECIDED TO FOLLOW MY BUSINESS PHILOSOPHY OF ‘CREATING LEMONS OUT OF LEMONS,’ AND TO GO TO AN ORGANIZATION WHERE FAILURE IS REWARDED.”

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Rev. Moon’s Dispproportionate Influence on Big Media, and P.M. Carpenter on the “Resurrection” of Tim Geithner. 

Norm Jenson with the latest installments of Bill Maher’s New Rules, and The Sunday Funnies.

Lisa Casey on the Elephant in the Room.

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons.

“WE’RE ALSO GETTING REPORTS THAT AIG, OF ALL COMPANIES, IS ISSUING DERIVATIVE CONTRACTS THAT  INSURE THESE SANDBAGS … BUT NOT ANY OF THE HOMES THAT MAY GET WASHED AWAY.”

“AS LONG AS THEY INSIST ON TAXING OUR BONUSES, WE’RE GONNA’ THROW THE TARP MONEY INTO THE EAST RIVER.”

Meg White at BuzzFlash strikes a similar chord with Tea Party Tantrums.

Lisa Casey on Buying Toxic Assets.

“THEY DID ALL THIS DAMAGE, ALREADY SPENT THEIR BONUS MONEY, AND WORST OF ALL … THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE INSURANCE.”

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Ed Liddy is BuzzFlash’s Hypocrite of the Week  –for killing bonuses at Allstate but not at AIG.

AIG Bonus Madness, via Dan Kurtzman.

Norm Jenson with the Jon Stewart’s Bruce Springsteen Interview.

“WE FIGURED THE ONLY WAY FOR US TO SURVIVE, WAS TO JOIN FORCES WITH AN OUTFIT THAT WON’T HESITATE TO GUN DOWN THE NEIGHBORS HANGING AROUND OUR HOMES WITH PITCHFORKS.”

Story at NY Times.

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“NOW, IF I CAN JUST BE EXCUSED SO I CAN WAVE MY HAND OVER A HOT BURNING CANDLE, THAT WOULD ACTUALLY BE A GREAT RELIEF.”

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Lisa Casey’s more transaparent look at AIG’s assets.

BuzzFlash’s Meg White on another March Madness — The GOP  Race to the Bottom: O’Reilly v. Jindal.

Another vote for the Dickster … for the Evil Hall of Fame, at Think Progress.

“OF COURSE, WE’LL ALSO HAVE TO THROW IN A COUPLE OF BILLION DOLLARS, TO COMPENSATE THE ABORIGINAL TRIBES FOR THE COST OF TRYING TO CIVILIZE THESE AIG SAVAGES.”

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Lisa Casey with AIG’s latest Ad Campaign.

Meg White at BuzzFlash: AIG Bonuses are Not the Real Problem: We Need to Fire the Bastards.

Dan Kurtzman with the complete roundup of Bailout Jokes.

Samantha’s Bee Money Honey Bee, at One Good Move.

“THE PROBLEM IS, THEY FEEL THAT EVEN IF THEY PICK A FINAL FOUR OF ALL NO. 16 SEEDS, THE GOVERNMENT WILL JUST STEP IN AGAIN TO MAKE UP THEIR LOSSES.” 

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BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Wal-Mart, Wall Street and W: Three W’s That Sank the American Economy and Boosted China.

Lisa Casey with The Masterbaiter.

Madkane’s Ode To Ari Fleischer.

Dan Kurtzman with The Week in Political Cartoons.