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September 26th, 2009

Iran Claims Alleged Nuclear Facility is Really a Beauty Parlor

“THESE CHARGES OF URANIUM ENRICHMENT ARE AS FICTIONAL AS THE HOLOCAUST. IN FACT, MY CHIEF DOOR-TO-DOOR SALESMAN, NAJIBULLAH ZAZI, JUST WON EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH IN THE NORTH AMERICAN REGION.”

June 25th, 2009

Obama Invites Ahmadinejad to July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest

“NOW, WE MAY NOT BE IN A POSITION TO DIRECTLY AID THE IRANIAN PEOPLE IN THEIR STRUGGLE FOR FREEDOM, BUT IF WE CAN GET THAT LITTLE BASTARD AHMADINEJAD TO PUKE HIS GUTS OUT ON THE CONEY ISLAND BOARDWALK, THAT JUST MIGHT BE THE START OF A WHOLE NEW GREEN REVOLUTION.”

The real story on the July 4th “invitation cancellation.”

June 22nd, 2009

Life Sadly Imitates Art: Neda Killed by Sad Clown Regime

THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS, THE MULLHAHS SHOULD BE WARNED, THIS REVOLUTION AIN’T OVER WHEN THE FAT LADY SINGS.

 

[Some background on Pagliacci. ]

Neda, Rest In Peace.

Note to Readers: This post is intended not to make light of the tragic events in Iran, but as a tribute to Neda and the other brave Iranians resisting the regime, and I sincerely hope it is taken in that spirit. 

Also, lest anybody make the mistake of assuming that I’m a “highbrow,” I only heard of “Pagliacci” as a result of watching “Seinfeld.”

June 20th, 2009

Iran’s Clerics Insist They ARE Taking Cues From U.S. ‘Conservatives’

“WE’RE THE PARTY OF ‘LAW AND ORDER SCR’ – SUPPRESSING CIVIL RIGHTS.”

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BuzzFlash Editor Mark Karlin on how the U.S. Election in 2000 Coulda’ Used a Little ‘Iranian Green.

One Good Move with the Daily Show Recap and Colbert Recap.

Dan Kurtzman with The Week’s Best Late-Night Jokes 

June 19th, 2009

Neo-Cons Criticize Obama For Not Pushing Restoration of the Shah

“WHAT BETTER WAY TO RE-INSTALL A PUPPET REGIME THAN BY LITERALLY PROPPING UP A GUY WHO’S BEEN DEAD FOR ALMOST 30 YEARS.”

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On a similar note, Why is Obama Speaking Softly about Iranian Election? Ask North Korea– Analysis by Alyssa Morin at BuzzFlash.

June 19th, 2009

GOP to Obama: Meddle in Iran, Not Here!

“WE BELIEVE THAT THE PRESIDENT SHOULD CONCENTRATE ON A FOREIGN NATION RUN BY THE ‘DEATH TO AMERICA’ THUGS, WHILE WE REPUBLICANS DO OUR BEST TO ACCOMPLISH THAT SAME GOAL HERE.”

June 18th, 2009

Iran Fails to Block Protestors’ Favorite Website: MILFU

     MULLAHS I’D LIKE to FUCK-UP

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Juan Cole: Iran Reformists say they Have Documentary Proof of Fraud.

And Lisa Casey with “graphic proof” of the GOP banana republic.

June 18th, 2009

Forget Twitter and Facebook, Iranian Protestors Topple Regime in On-Line Game

World_of_Warcraft.jpg World of Warcraft image by aznSFOD

NOW THAT WE VANQUISHED THE REVOLUTIONARY GUARDS AND LIBERATED OURSELVES FROM THE MULLAHS, WE CAN FINALLY MOVE ON TO THE CYBER-SEX REVOLUTION.”

June 16th, 2009

After 30 Years, Jimmy Carter Finally Gets His ‘Iranian Revenge’

“THIS TIME I’M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES. I’M GOING WITH 52 HELICOPTERS, BUT NOT FOR THE PURPOSE OF MONITORING THE ELECTION. INSTEAD I’VE GOT MY TOOLBOX, AND I PLAN TO HAMMER SOME MOTHERF**KIN’ MULLAH ASS TO THE WALL.”

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Lisa Casey Nails the GOP Health Plan.

BuzzFlash on the College Republicans Convention: ‘We need to find our Happy Meal’.

Juan Cole on the Dueling Demonstrations in Tehran.

June 15th, 2009

Iran’s Supreme Leader Stops the Recount, Citing Bush v. Gore

“IN THE WORDS OF THE GRAND AYATOLLAH NINO SCALIA … ‘FUCK THE VOTE’.”

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Stephen Colbert on the North Korean Nutjob, via One Good Move.

Madkane on Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell. Just Sign!

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