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CBS’s New Hit Show: The Wasilla Hillbillies

Don Davis — Sun, 09 Nov 2008 00:06:02 +0000

Come and listen to a story about a woman named�Sarah
An�Alaskan pit bull, who�wore lipstick and�mascara,
Then one day she was field-dressin’�a moose,
And�along comes�McCain, holding�his own noose.

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Seekin’ VP that is, Not�black or old, Sexist�plea.�

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Well the first thing you know ol�Sarah’s a big riser,
Talkin’ trash, knockin’ community organ-izers
Said “Top of�the�ticket, is�the place I oughtta’ be”
So she�looted�Neiman�Marcus, for the whole familee.�

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Designer clothes, that is. Valentino, Not Donna�Koran. �

Now its time to say goodbye, to�Sarah and�her kin.
She plans to do�some studyin’,�to�find those�Africans.
You’re all invited back, to�see�what she can do that’s dumber�
While she plots to run in�two-oh-�twelve with Mr. Joe the Plumber

For President,�that is.�Can’t spell, Takes her shoes off to count.

She’ll be back in four,�y’hear?.

“JED CLAMPETT, WELCOME SIR. IS IT TRUE THAT JETHRO’S FIXIN’ TO VOTE FOR THAT PALIN WOMAN IN 2012.”

“MR. MATTHEWS,�I GOTTA HAVE A LONG TALK WITH THAT BOY.”

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Palin Redeemed! Euphoria Over Obama Leads Africa to Unite as One Nation

Don Davis — Sat, 08 Nov 2008 18:06:49 +0000

“I TOLD YOU I CAN SEE THE FUTURE FROM MY WINDOW.”

Latest Palin Bombshell: Thought ‘Africa’ Was Just a Toto Song

Don Davis — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 01:53:12 +0000

“Its gonna take a lot to drag me away from here
There’s nothing that a hundred Senators�could ever do
I bless my�reign down in NAFTRA- CA
Gonna take some time to�screw everything up again”

The real song — Toto’s Africa�.

Sarah Palin Takes a Call From the ‘President of Africa’

Don Davis — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 15:42:27 +0000

“YES, MR. MANUTE BOL, IT’S AN HONOR TO SPEAK WITH THE PRESIDENT OF AFRICA.� NOW, I’M NOT A LAWYER, BUT IF YOU WAN’T SOMEONE TO ‘SUE DAN,’ I’M SURE I CAN REFER YOU TO TED STEVENS’ ATTORNEY.”

Story at HuffPost.