“MAKE NO MISTAKE. OUR GOAL IS TO TRAIN AND MOTIVATE THE AFGHAN AFGHAN HOUNDS SO THAT THEY SNIFF OUT THE OPIUM POPPIES, INSTEAD OF SMOKING THEM. AND WITH ANY LUCK, WE’LL BE ABLE TO WITHDRAW OUR OWN AFGHAN HOUNDS WITHIN 49 DOG YEARS.”
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“MAKE NO MISTAKE. OUR GOAL IS TO TRAIN AND MOTIVATE THE AFGHAN AFGHAN HOUNDS SO THAT THEY SNIFF OUT THE OPIUM POPPIES, INSTEAD OF SMOKING THEM. AND WITH ANY LUCK, WE’LL BE ABLE TO WITHDRAW OUR OWN AFGHAN HOUNDS WITHIN 49 DOG YEARS.”
“IF THERE’S ANYBODY WHO CAN RECTIFY THE EGREGIOUS MISTAKES OF THE BUSH-CHENEY ADMINISTRATION, AND ACTUALLY GET TO OSAMA BIN LADEN IN HIS HIDDEN CAVE, IT HAS TO BE MICHAELE SALAHI, WHO CAN CLAIM SHE’S MERELY ONE OF BIN LADEN‘S 49 REAL HOUSEWIVES.”
“SALAHI? A GOOD ARAB NAME, AND SHE BRINGS HER OWN CAMERA CREW. YES, SEND HER IN, MAYBE WE CAN GET OUR OWN REALITY SHOW.”
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Lisa Casey on the Real White House Party Crashers.
Jon Perr’s Perrspective: Michael Moore’s Afghanistan Letter Rewrites History of Obama Campaign.
“THIS LEGISLATION REALLY HAS SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE. EVERY U.S. CITIZEN GETS DRAFTED INTO THE ARMED FORCES AND SENT TO AFGHANISTAN, THUS PROVIDING BOTH UNIVERSAL EMPLOYMENT AND UNIVERSAL SINGLE-PAYER HEALTH INSURANCE FOR ALL.”
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“SHE SAID IT WOULD GIVE ME A BIT MORE CACHET IN ANY FUTURE ELECTIONS, AND ALSO DEPRIVE KARZAI OF THE CHARGE THAT THEY’RE COUNTING MY VOTES TWICE.”
Despite his campaign statements to his progressive base that unlike Iraq, the war against FOX News is not a war of choice, President Obama is now considering a wide array of options against an enemy that poses an equal, if not greater threat, to the United States than the Taliban.
Huddled in his situation room with his chief advisers, the president is trying to wade through a welter of conflicting advice as to whether to up the ante against Mullah Murdoch and his minions, or to scale back the fight to occasional drone attacks against the droning right-wingers.
The hawkish Hillary Clinton, sources say, advises sending at least 40,000 troops to the FOX studios, while Vice President Joe Biden is advocating a partition plan, that would separate FOX into separate divisions of news, opinion, and the psychiatric ward.
Some respected columnists, such as Nicholas Kristof of The New York Times, have urged a renewed emphasis on building schools at FOX, but Obama’s national security team appears to agree that such an effort would be futile, and would be more useful in a more advanced feudal setting such as Afghanistan.
There is also concern that enhanced efforts to defeat FOX News are complicated by the rampant drug trade, since there is strong suspicion that such FOX anchors as Bill O’Reilly, Sean Hannity and Glenn Beck are being supplied with hallucinogens by Rush Limbaugh.
Even many liberals are skeptical that the war against FOX can be “won,” given the historical lack of any respect for democratic institutions or a culture of civility at the network, which continues to “Ailes” the country more than the swine flu.
“HAVE THINGS REACHED A POINT WHERE A MAN CAN’T EVEN SIT DOWN IN THE BAZAAR WITH ELAINE BENES, AND ENJOY A SHMEAR OF LOW-FAT CREAM CHEESE ON A POPPY SEED BAGEL.”
“GOOD EVENING, WELCOME TO FOX NEWS.”
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Lisa Casey on Distortions and Contortions from Kabul.
Mark Karlin on the Heritage Foundation defense of the Ghengis Khan heritage: Rape.
Jon Perr on the latest BCS — Battle of Crazy State - Standings (Talk about red-shirt fresh-men!)
Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Depleted Uranium — Dead Babies in Iraq and Afghanistan Are No Joke.
“AFGHANISTAN, YOU LOOK MAAAAH-VELOUS … SO I GUESS WE CAN JUST GET UP AND GO HOME.”
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Lisa Casey’s Ku Klux Klowns.
Mike Coronella at BuzzFlash: Getting Personal with the Health Care Debate.
“DUDE, WE’RE PROUD TO BE HERE DEFENDING THE RIGHT TO FREE ERECTIONS.”
ABC News with the story on U.S. Embassy Guards.
“WHAT CAN I SAY, MES AMIS, WE FRENCH HAVE ALWAYS HAD A SOFT SPOT FOR BUFFOONS.”
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