“SHE SAID IT WOULD GIVE ME A BIT MORE CACHET IN ANY FUTURE ELECTIONS, AND ALSO DEPRIVE KARZAI OF THE CHARGE THAT THEY’RE COUNTING MY VOTES TWICE.”

“I’M NOT REALLY SURE WHAT THEY MEANT, BUT GLENN BECK AND SARAH PALIN CALLED, SAYING THEY LIKED THIS DOUG HOFFMAN GUY, BUT THEY REALLY WANTED SOMEONE WITH ROOTS BACK TO THE 13th CENTURY.”