“THE PARALLELS TO WATERGATE ARE UNCANNY — ALL I CAN THINK OF RIGHT NOW IS DEEP THROAT.”

“WITH HIS COAT OF MANY COLORS, AND HIS HISTORY OF RACIAL OUTBURSTS, WE THINK HE’S PERFECTLY SUITED TO FURTHER INFLAME THE SCANDAL ABOUT NOTHING.”

“BELIEVE ME, IT’S GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH THE ‘BLACK THING.’ IT’S JUST THAT OBAMA’S THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF PUTTING OUT THE FLAMES FROM A BURNING BUSH.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin on Possible Criminal Charges for GOP Leaders Involved in the ACORN Attacks.

Sen. Bernie Sanders on a real Social Democrat, on Real Time w/Bill Maher — at One Good Move.

Invasion of the McBody Snatchers, at All Hat No Cattle.

Dan Kurtzman with the complete SNL/Palin freak show.

“HEL-LO. I AM CALLING FOR BA-RACK O-BAMA. DID YOU KNOW THAT … AFTER WE LOST … THE VIETNAM WAR, JOHN McCAIN ‘PALLED’ AROUND WITH A COMMIE LEFTY … WHOSE UNDERGROUND TUNNELS WERE USED AS A BASE TO KILL THOUSANDS OF AMERICAN SOLDIERS.”

“HE PROMISED TO SHOW UP ON ELECTION DAY, SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 1 AND 5 PM.”

“AY, I DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FREAK McCAIN WAS TALKING ABOUT WITH THE ‘ACORNS IN THE AYERS,’ BUT ALLS I KNOWS IS McCAIN’S PLANS GOT BIGGER CRACKS THAN MY ASS.”

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Now here’s Real Change We Can Believe In, at All Hat No Cattle.

Sarah Palin and the Know Nothings, at BuzzFlash

Dan Kurtzman with McCain and Palin In Their Own Words: 25 Laughable Quotes. 

Daily Show’s 10,000 McCainiacs, at One Good Move.

“MY FRIENDS, WE DON’T REGISTER FAKE VOTERS, WE JUST DRUG THEM SO THEY’LL VOTE FOR ME.”