“DON’T ABORT THE NEXT … G-G-GENERATION.”

“SO CONGRESSMAN, YOU’RE ‘SOLOMON! NOW TELL ME HOW YOU’RE GONNA’ MANAGE TO, UH, CUT THE DIFFERENCES IN HALF,  I MEAN ‘SPLIT THE …,  YA’ KNOW WHAT I MEAN.”

“I FIRMLY BELIEVE THAT WATERBOARDING IS NOT TORTURE, UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ALSO SUFFER THE INDIGNITY OF THROWING UP IN FRONT OF THE OPPOSITE SEX.”

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Lisa Casey on the Dickster and his Two Amigos.

Dave Lindorff at BuzzFlash: Abortion Doctor is a Victim of America’s ‘Taliban’

Dan Kurtzman’s The Week in Political Cartoons.

“ACTUALLY, THE WAY THAT SONUVABITCH BENEDICT ARNOLD HAS ACTED, I’M STARTING TO RECONSIDER THE CHURCH’S BAN ON ABORTION.”

“HE ALWAYS SAID THE McCAIN-PALIN TICKET IS CLASSIC AMERICANA.”

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And nothing confusing about this: Sarah Palin Condones Domestic Terrorism by Anti-Abortionists – by BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin.

“SO, IF YOU GET ‘SICK,’ AND YOU FEEL YOU NEED ‘TREATMENT,’ JOHN McCAIN’S ‘HEALTH INSURANCE PLAN’ IS JUST THE ‘MEDICINE’ THAT THE ‘DOCTOR’ ORDERED.”

[Background at Crooks & Liars]

And Lisa Casey asks if McCain the ‘Airhead’ is fit for high office.

“AND THAT’S PRECISELY WHY JOHN McCAIN IS A MAVERICK; HE RESERVES THE RIGHT TO ABORT MY CANDIDACY WHEN I SEEM TO GO INTO THE FETAL POSITION.”

[Nico Pitney with the story at Huffington Post.]

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BLOGWORTHIES:

Dave Letterman on the Palin Debate Recap, at One Good Move.

P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash on Down Goes McCain.

Madkane on a Do-Over Supreme Court Test For Palin?

Lisa Casey with Bush’s Real Mission Accomplished.

“AND WITH ALL THE ADDITIONAL SHELF SPACE, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO PUT THE EXTRA HANGARS TO GOOD USE .”

“I’M GOING TO BE BROUGHT OUT IN SHACKLES, IN A HANOI HILTON STYLE CELL, WHERE l’LL SINGLE-HANDEDLY OVERCOME MY NORTH VIETNAMESE GUARDS, THEN STOP AN ABORTION IN PROGRESS, AND FINISH UP BY DRILLING FOR OIL RIGHT THROUGH THE CONVENTION STAGE.”

“SARAH PALIN PROVES THAT A WOMAN CAN FALL AS LOW AS A MAN IN TERMS OF BEING A RIGHT-WING, KNOW-NOTHING, BOOK-BURNING NEANDERTHAL IDEOLOGUE, WHO DISPUTES GLOBAL WARMING, AND HYPOCRITICALLY DENIES OTHERS THE VERY PRIVATE FAMILY CHOICES THAT SHE CLAIMS ARE HER OWN BUSINESS.”

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Lisa Casey shows how Palin can “do it all.”

McCain-Palin: Disrespect on Parade, by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Staying on message, Five Reasons Republicans Are Evil, at One Good Move.

Madkane on Bailin’ On Palin?

Anti-Jewish Terror is “God’s Judgment” — from the Palin Theological School, via Andrew Sullivan.