The Satirical Political Report » abortion health reform

Stupak Demands Finally Met: Obama Must Get Tattoo of Hyde Amendment on His Hide

Don Davis — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 00:40:01 +0000

“WE KNOW THAT EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE EASILY RESCINDED, BUT IT’LL HURT LIKE A SONUVABITCH FOR OBAMA TO REMOVE A TATTOO OF A FAT F**KER LIKE HENRY HYDE.”

‘Abortion-Insurance’ Issue Creates Strain to Avoid ‘Split the Baby’ Metaphor

Don Davis — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:07:10 +0000

“SO CONGRESSMAN, YOU’RE ‘SOLOMON! NOW TELL ME HOW YOU’RE GONNA’ MANAGE TO, UH, CUT THE DIFFERENCES IN HALF,� I MEAN ‘SPLIT THE …,� YA’ KNOW WHAT I MEAN.”

Abortion Foes May Provide Emergency Exception, For the Health of the Insurance Companies

Don Davis — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 04:19:06 +0000

“IF THE INSURANCE COMPANIES CAN PROVE THEY’VE SOLD ABORTION RIDERS, THEN ABORTED COVERAGE IN CASES OF PREGNANCY, WE’LL THEN CONSIDER GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES FOR FORCING A WOMAN TO HAVE THE CHILD THROUGH A PUBIC OPTION.”