“WE KNOW THAT EXECUTIVE ORDERS ARE EASILY RESCINDED, BUT IT’LL HURT LIKE A SONUVABITCH FOR OBAMA TO REMOVE A TATTOO OF A FAT F**KER LIKE HENRY HYDE.”

“SO CONGRESSMAN, YOU’RE ‘SOLOMON! NOW TELL ME HOW YOU’RE GONNA’ MANAGE TO, UH, CUT THE DIFFERENCES IN HALF,  I MEAN ‘SPLIT THE …,  YA’ KNOW WHAT I MEAN.”

“IF THE INSURANCE COMPANIES CAN PROVE THEY’VE SOLD ABORTION RIDERS, THEN ABORTED COVERAGE IN CASES OF PREGNANCY, WE’LL THEN CONSIDER GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES FOR FORCING A WOMAN TO HAVE THE CHILD THROUGH A PUBIC OPTION.”