The Satirical Political Report » abortion health care

GOP Supports Public Option for Fetuses, to Expire at Birth

Don Davis — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:29:13 +0000

“OF COURSE WE WANT TO PROVIDE INSURANCE FOR THE UNBORN CHILD, BUT ANY HEALTH�PROBLEMS THAT OCCUR AFTERWARDS�HAVE TO BE EXCLUDED AS ARISING FROM THE PRE-EXISTING CONDITION OF BIRTH.”

New NY Governor Admits to ‘Blind Dates’

Don Davis — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:45:36 +0000

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“IT WAS A MUCH BETTER OPTION��THAN GOING TO PROSTITUTES. THERE, I COULD PAY FOR A ‘SEVEN DIAMOND’ GIRL, AND HAVE NO WAY OF KNOWING IF I��GOT ‘BAIT AND SWITCHED’��TO A TEN DOLLAR SKANK.”

As NY Governor, Eliot Spitzer Was No Teddy Roosevelt

Don Davis — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 12:47:51 +0000

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“THE DAMNED FOOL WAS NO ‘ROUGH RIDER,’ BUT PREFERRED TO GO ‘BAREBACK.’��BULLY!”����

Larry Craig Demands Equal Treatment Under ‘The Mann Act’

Don Davis — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 16:54:22 +0000

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“I GUESS I’D HAVE TO BE DOING IT IN AN AIRPLANE RESTROOM, TRAVELING INTERSTATE, TO BE ELIGIBLE FOR THESE BENEFITS.”

[Dan Kurtzman has the Eliot Spitzer Joke Round-Up.]

Spitzer’s ‘Biggest’ Embarrassment: Prostitute Claims He’s No ‘Super Delegate’

Don Davis — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:01:53 +0000

“IN FACT, NOW I CAN SEE WHAT INSPIRED HILLARY’S CAMPAIGN STRATEGIST TO WRITE ‘MICROTRENDS‘.”