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June 20th, 2009

Senate Apologizes for 220 Years of Being Undemocratic

“WHEN THE 36 MILLION PEOPLE IN CALIFORNIA HAVE THE SAME NUMBER OF SENATORS AS 40 ACRES AND A MULE IN FREAKIN’ WYOMING, MAYBE IT’S TIME TO APOLOGIZE FOR ENSLAVING THE WILL OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.”

Ezra Klein makes the same point at WaPo.

November 5th, 2008

GOP Seeks Reparations for Obama’s Election

“WE’RE LOOKING FOR COLD HARD CASH – WE’VE ALREADY GOT 40 FAKERS AND A FOOL.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s Mark Karlin: Obama’s Election is About the Restoration of Democracy, Not Race.

The White House is Lookng Better Already, at All Hat No Cattle.

Bernie Sanders vs Cavuto over Energy Crisis, via One Good Move.

Madkane’s Celebratory Limerick.

Dan Kurtzman has the Best Humor of Election 2008.

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