“WOLF, OUR INTERNAL POLLING SHOWS WE DO VERY WELL WITH FROOT LOOPS AND FROSTED FLAKES.”

“YOU GOTTA’ BE KIDDING? I WOULDN’T VOTE FOR McCAIN-PALIN IF MY ARTIFICIAL LIFE DEPENDED ON IT. EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GET TO THE OBAMA RALLY.”

YOU CAN TAKE THE WOMAN INTO SAKS, BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE THE SACK OF SHIT OUT OF THE WOMAN. 

Crooks & Liars with the story.

“I’M OBVIOUSLY THROWING UP AN AYERS BALL, POLLUTING  THE AYERSWAVES, AYERSING OUT ALL THE PHONY DIRTY LAUNDRY, AND LEFT WITH NOTHING BUT TO MAKE FUN OF OBAMA’S BIG AYERS.”

“MOST FOLKS PREFER EVEN BRAND ‘X’ OR ‘Y’ TO JOHN McCAIN, WHO FLAMED OUT FASTER THAN A SPEEDING COMET.”

“WE HAVE NO FREAKIN’ PATIENCE FOR FROZEN PHONIES IN RED SUITS.”

Story at Crooks & Liars.

“WELL, I LIKE THEM ALL, REALLY, BUT I GUESS IT’D HAVE TO BE JUDGE JUDY, SINCE SHE’S A STRONG, INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO I THINK BEST REPRESENTS THE REPUBLICAN IDEAL OF A STRICT DESTRUCTIONIST.”

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Check out Palin’s Greatest Hits, at One Good Move, and Dan Kurtzman’s Sarah Palin Quiz.

And Tony Peyser with a Verse-Case Scenario, on Palin’s averageness and McCain’s anger – at BuzzFlash.

“WELL KATIE, I REALLY LIKE ‘EM ALL. YOU KNOW, AS A MAYOR AND GOVERNOR, SOMETIMES PEOPLE LIKE RED MORE THAN BLUE, BUT WHEN PUTIN REARS HIS HEAD OVER ALASKA, YOU CAN ALSO HAVE TOO MUCH RED.”

10. NON-READERS DIGEST

 9. THE RUSSIAN OBSERVER

 8. THE JUNEAU JUNO

 7. SNOWMOBILE AND DRIVER

 6. POPULAR CREATIONISM

 5. BETTER IGLOOS AND TUNDRA

 4. UN-COSMOPOLITAN

 3. NEWSWEAK

 2. THE WASILLA FLAT WORLD-TELEGRAM

 1. THE NEW YORK REVIEW OF BOOK BURNING

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But it is truly amazing woman that Sarah Palin was listening to Joe Biden’s speeches as a seven year old — See clip at One Good Move.

Obama, the ‘Bailout,’ the Troublesome Left, FDR, and the Triumph of Pragmatism – by P.M. Carpenter at BuzzFlash.

Madkane’s Ode To Crybaby Republicans.

Dan Kurtzman with the SNL Palin Spoofs.

“MY FRIENDS, I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN UNITE THIS COUNTRY.  IN FACT,  I’M ONLY HERE TONIGHT BECAUSE MY CONGRESSIONAL COLLEAGUES, ON BOTH SIDES OF THE AISLE, TOLD ME TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF WASHINGTON.”

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BLOGWORTHIES:

BuzzFlash’s P.M. Carpenter on McCain putting Country Last.

Palin as a caricature of a Vice Presidential candidate, at One Good Move. 

Lessons of the Fall: Ike’s In, Reagan’s Out, by Eugene Jarecki at HuffPost.