“I FIGURED IF I MADE OBAMA SCREW-UP, WE COULD STOP THE OATH BEFORE HE SAID ALL THE WORDS THAT COUNT.”

[Chad at BuzzFlash with the story and video, while Norm Jenson has the full Constitutional implications.]

Check out Dan Kurtzman on Surviving the Obama Comedy Crisis. (For my money, I’d keep my eye on the comedy team of John Boehner and Mitch McConnell.)

“WE’RE GETTING SIGNALS SHOWING THAT WE SHOULD BE HEAVILY FAVORED BY BOTH THE ‘STALLED’ HAND COUNTS, AND THE FOOT COUNTS.”

“TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH, I WISH I WAS IN A RUN-OFF AGAINST MAX CLELAND.”

“KEITH, JOE THE PLUMBER APPARENTLY HAD DOZENS OF T-SHIRTS IN EVERY COLOR … EXCEPT BLACK.”

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Who says political comedy is dead? Dan Kurtzman with Late-Night Comedians Herald Age of Obama.

“CHRIS, I THINK THE TEAM LOSING AFTER 60 MINUTES SHOULD BE GIVEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE ‘INSTANT REPLAY’ OF THE ENTIRE GAME.”

“PEOPLE ARE NOT JUST VOTING FOR OBAMA-BIDEN, THEY’RE WRITING LENGTHY ESSAYS ON HOW THE REPUBLICANS FUCKED EVERYTHING UP.”

“OUR LATEST POLLS SHOW THAT BOTH BARACK OBAMA AND JOHN McCAIN ARE TRAILING TO … JEFFERSON DAVIS.”

“MY OPPONENT HAS ATTENDED MEETINGS WITH PEOPLE WHO DON’T BELIEVE IN APHRODITE, APOLLO, ATHENA, DIONYSUS, EROS, HERMES, URANUS … OR EVEN ZEUS!”

“BARACK OBAMA. NOT READY TO BE PRESIDENT … NYET!“ 

Story at TPM Election Central.